Virtua Girl 1

I don't know her name, I just know that she is one of the "Virtua Girls" and one in a rather appealing maid costume! I love that smile and hair!

Merry Christmas!

Video 1 Video 2

Denise Milani

I had a request from a reader for some Denise Milani, a glamour model noted for amazing tits, sultry gaze and brilliant smile.

I had covered some photos of Denise from some time ago, but never posted them (for reasons I don't know). It is pretty obvious from the photos and videos, that Denise is capable of coaxing a big load of cum out of me!

Enjoy!

Video


Video

Sarah Palin

This presidential candidate struck me as a bit of a...moron. Granted I don't live in the US, so the outcome doesn't directly affect me. However, not knowing Africa is a continent? Weak.

Before all of this, I had no idea who she was. Once nominated, her MILFish ways was a frequently seen thing, all of which helped make my cock hard. Rarely are 24 hour news channels used for wankfuel, but it does happen!

Enjoy the return of the side view video!

Video 1 Video 2

Wank over the bank

I was recently on holidays and found myself jerking off one night in my hotel room (the building used to be a bank, hence the title...). Well, to be honest, this was every night and certainly not a once off occasion. I didn't have any photos of celebrities on hand to plaster, but with my camera I made do.

The full video is just over a minute long, the partial one is the final 20 seconds.

Full Partial

Sugasm #153

The best of this week’s blogs by the bloggers who blog them. Highlighting the top 3 posts as chosen by Sugasm participants. Want in Sugasm #154? Submit a link to your best post of the week by emailing me directly at radicalvixenatgmaildotcom Participants, repost the link list within a week and you’re all set.

This Week’s Picks
For tonight, we’ll forget who and what we are.
“I want to play with you all night.”

Please, please don’t
“It will hurt, but it will be fine”

Rough
“I want you on top of me.”

Sugasm Editor
Radical Vixen

Editor’s Choice
Sometimes You Find You Get What You Need

More Sugasm
Join the Sugasm

See also: Fleshbot’s Sex Blog Roundup each Tuesday and Friday.

Thoughts on Sex and Relationships
Are You a Penis Person? [podcasturbation]
Ask Miss Bliss: Bi and Tired of Being Pressured Into Threesomes
College Confessional: The Naked Truth About Male Bonding
eHarmony: The Battle for Gay Rights in a Nutshell
Kinky vs. Queer vs. Straight Sex
L-O-V-E (the other L Word)
Porn People I Want To Hang Out With
Tie Me to the Ends of Love, Part 1
Wood and lace?

Sex Work
All School and No Kink make Princess a Bitch
Sex Worker Solidarity: Craig Seymour

BDSM & Fetish
At his house
Captured at Folsom.
Christmas came early…or late
Deprived, depraved, fucked and satisfied
Paula’s Story [Part Five]
Sex Camp 2008: Wherein I learn fishnets chafe
A Testament To Douchebaggery

NSFW Pics, Videos & Audio
Catsuit
Femme Fatale
Iga A (Met Art)
Natali Demore tying Vivian Ireene Pierce Preview
Picture 47: the pet
Sandra Shine and Judy Nero
Silky
Sybil hawthorne trying on a ballgag

Sex Advice
Hot and Handy: Giving The Perfect Penis Handjob
How to Have a One-Night Stand

Erotic Writing and Experiences
Airport Conversations
The Back Wank
Cleo and Lisa
Commando
I want more
Lucid Dreams
My strippers are spying on me
Painting the Picture
So, about Monday night …
Tasting The Sun Flower
Twenty Four Hours
When Nerd Night gets nasty
Wrestling With Eric
Z Part 2 - Blade

Sex Humor
Blast From the Past. Confession #178

Sex News, Reviews, & Interviews
404 File Not Found… It’s Not Here, But Angela Is
The Cuckold - Cumming to DVD
NYC Sex Bloggers Calendar Party Post Roundup
Porn 4 Pussies: Crash Pad Series, Volume 1
Sex Toy Review: Lelo Mia
Sex Toy Review - The Zone

Maria III

Maria (and here) was the first non-celebrity I posted. Maria's boyfriend sent me some photos from a recent overseas trip and to say I was excited by the happy snaps is an understatement. My cock sprung to attention the second I opened the email.

I chucked in the third photo to show where the first few shots landed.

Enjoy!

Video

The Back Wank

Last night I was lying on the floor of my room, typing up some emails. It's not particularly comfortable down there and I kept having to readjust my legs and hips just to satisfy my cock. It spent the bulk of the time flopping around from side to side and me avoiding lying on it in a most uncomfortable and possibly painful way.

All this shifting around came with friction with my boxers and friction with the carpet. My cock was soon rock hard. In an effort to get comfortable, I tucked my cock straight down, so it pointed towards my feet. Finally, comfort and I were reunited!

I finished up my emails and went to move to get up. A sharp jolt of pleasure was felt. In my new position, my erection had continued, with my cock closing the gap toward my feet. In this position, my foreskin had peeled back and exposed the tender underside of my cock to the coarse fabric of my boxers. 

I stuck my hand down in between my legs from the back and found my target. I flicked my finger back and forth across the tender part and felt the tension and pleasure mount. I had never 'jerked' off in this odd position. It felt really good though. The novelty of it all had left me in a very excited state. 

However, the usual dribble of pre-cum which I use for lubrication was not possible to get at. I ran my hand through my mouth to gather up some excess saliva and went back to rubbing my cock. 

I could feel the moment fast approaching. It was at this time that I realized there was nothing to catch the resultant cum. Only my boxer shorts and the floor. But I just could not stop. The crinkly boxer shorts would have to be dealt with later, there is no way I wanted to stop.

I flicked and rubbed until I could feel my breathing quicken and the cum beginning to rush out my cock. My orgasms when only stimulating the underside are always more intense. I felt every spurt gush out as each lurch of my cock was pressing into the floor. 

I caught my breath and stood up. The damp patch on the front of my boxers was huge. I rolled them into a ball and tossed them into the corner of my room. I awoke today and saw that they had indeed become quite crinkly, but I was too excited to care as I try again tonight!

Maria II

Maria was the first non-celebrity I posted. I was sent extra photos and figured I should put them to good use ;)

I did set up the other camera for the side angle, but somehow the recording didn't work out.

Enjoy!

Video

The First Squirt

For me, I love my orgasms to be accompanied by a decent squirt of sticky jizz. When I lie on my back and cum on myself, the dribble is easier to clean up, but for satisfaction, the squirt wins out every time. Fuck convenience.

I routinely squirt over the width of my desk. In a lot of my videos where the first squirt disappears from view, most of the time it is on the carpet behind my desk.

I was trying to recall the first time I truly squirted a load out. I think I was around 14-15 at the time. I'd already pumped gallons out in my short wanking career, but around this age I first stumbled onto the internet, and discovered the treasure chest of porn. I was amazed, I wondered if I I too could squirt cum out like that. A bit of searching and reading revealed that it was nothing too out of the ordinary, but relied on the level of arousal and frequency.

I abstained for 2 weeks. I had no idea how long one would need to abstain for, but 2 weeks was the period I picked. I even marked it on the calendar. The weeks passed slowly, but the time was finally there. It was a friday, so I could take as long as I wanted. School was agony. The warmer weather had started and all the girls at school were shedding their bulky coats and jeans for things that showed a lot more skin. My school was a shithole and many of the girls that attended went for the slut-chic look. With all their new summer purchases on display, that friday was brutal.

I raced home. I was going to walk home, but scrounged up enough and took out some short term loans from friends (under the guise of a "family get together" I just could not be late for) to cobble together the bus fare. I wanted to be home as soon as possible. There was no time for walking. I got there 20 minutes after the bell rang. Fate was smiling on me that day.

I dumped my bag, flicked off my shoes, dropped my pants and ripped off my shirt in one fluid movement of entering my room and shutting the door. I jumped on the bed and stretched out, my cock, bolt upright and pointing skywards, was demanding attention. I took my time, slowly teasing my cock to moments before the explosion (I was hoping to see) and letting it deflate, I did this over and over. I thought about the limited porn I had seen from the glorious internet and the one girl in particular from school. Her name was Lana and she had gone with a mini skirt that emphasized the mini part. During English I managed to snag the briefest of glimpses at her snatch, which to my delight was unobstructed from view by panties. There was no way she couldn't have been walking around all day in a near constant state of arousal. I imagined her lying on her bed, her shoulder length brown hair all askew and her fingers ferociously flicking over her clit. I had seen pre-cum before, but never to this amount. It oozed down my shaft in little rivulets. At this stage I hadn't fully retracted my foreskin, so each stroke was quite brief.

I couldn't stand it any longer, I reached another peak and instead of stopping, I pumped furiously. I could feel the cliff edge approaching. I got squirt after squirt shooting out of my cock and finding its mark on my chest and neck. I was over the moon! I managed to prove to myself that I can squirt cum.

Salma Hayek II

I had a request from a reader to give Salma Hayek another blasting. Once again, I got the side angle. That second shot blasted out into a neat, sticky little blob on my desk. I also managed to snag some of the pre-cum that dribbled down.

Enjoy!

Video 1 Video 2

Gülcan Kamps

I don't know much about Gülcan Kamps, other than she is hot, German and her tits create a beautiful valley. This was one of my earlier shots, before I did videos.

Enjoy!

Mid Year Wanking stats

I know these are pretty late. If I was a publically traded company, no doubt the securities monitoring people would be none too happy with me. Well, better late than never!

As expected, it is pretty clear (and from previous data) that more wanking happens when the traveling parent is doing just that: traveling.

As at 30 June 2008.

Total: 176

With traveling parent in country: 55 (31.25%)

With traveling parent in country: 121 (68.75%)

Weekday: 124 (70.45%)

Weekend: 52 (29.55%)

Monday: 26 (14.77%)

Tuesday: 28 (15.91%)

Wednesday: 22 (12.5%)

Thursday: 26 (14.77%)

Friday: 22 (12.5%)

Saturday: 25 (14.2%)

Sunday: 27 (15.34%)

Victoria Silvstedt

This Swedish goddess has been taunting my cock for years. She was the first poster I ever bought to hang on my wall, and I stroked furiously to her image for many nights. That cleavage and long, flowing hair will never leave my mind!

Someone in the Kaley Cuoco comments asked for a side video, that is the second video (different camera, and it seemed to have some focusing issues - I apologise).

Enjoy!

Video 1 Video 2

Kaley Cuoco

Personally, I find Kaley's voice irritating. I could never really listen to "The Big Bang Theory" or "8 Simple Rules". However, watching Kaley's ass was never a problem.

Enjoy!

Video

The First Vacation

I recently had a vacation. I went to the other side of the country and did the touristy things. I went to museums, saw the sights, met up with some friends and generally had a pretty good time. It was my first vacation all under my own steam, at my own pace. It was great. So great in fact, I think I will move to this city. But that is all a little way off.

While I was there, I also decided to visit one of their local brothels, the state I live in is staid and conservative. The state I went to isn't.

I grab some dinner and head off in the right direction. There I was greeted and asked if I wanted to meet everyone, which sounded good to me. I was put in this little room (with porn magazines in a rack, I wasn't quite sure of the purpose of them). I met everyone.

The transfer of funds took place and I was duly led away by Stephanie to a room with a round bed and satin sheets. I had the obligatory health check, which I duly passed and then had a quick shower.

Meanwhile, Stephanie taunted me through the shower screen by slowly undressing and flashing tits, ass, pussy in varying order and visibility. I came out of the shower very erect and she was pleased to see this.

I got on the bed and had a quick massage. I've found that these frequently not entirely relaxing and can seem to hurt afterwards, so I try to avoid them for too long. I lay on my back and Stephanie asked me which positions I liked. I really like the woman on top. I get to look and fondle, all at the same time. I also like doggie, but as previously said, it's like Kryptonite for me - I do not last particularly long at all.

Stephanie lowered herself onto me and asked me to squeeze her nipples. This is the first time I've ever done so, and was informed that she could barely feel it (and I was squeezing), so I gripped tighter, and still she asked me to squeeze harder. Either she has some insane pain threshold, or I am weak as a kitten. My flabber was gasted.

She asked if there were other positions I wanted to try, I'd heard of 'reverse cowgirl', but never knew what it was. Stephanie duly obliged so I could say that I had first hand experience. She asked if I was ready to try doggie, and I was.

I surprised myself at how long I was holding on, I think I had good focus and control that particular day. Stephanie also commented on this fact that for something that is supposed to make me blow really quickly, I was holding on well. She had asked me several times to make a big production about when I came. Generally I go kind of quiet, so this is out of the norm for me. And I duly did so. Stephanie mused that the quiet ones tend to be rather adventurous once relaxed.

I lay back down on the bed, tired, and Stephanie slid the condom off me, commenting on the amount of jizz it caught. I said, it was inevitable because she was so easy to be around and talk to. Her lovely breasts also helped. This was taken as a compliment, I was pleased.

She lay back down on the bed and I asked what now. She said we were about half way through and we could either just talk, or if I was able, to go again. This sounded great to me.

We had a chat about the matters of the week and slowly, my cock began to rise to the bait. Stephanie climbed on me and off we went again. I wont go over the full details, but I came in the end by the power of her hand. The orgasm was so intense my leg got all jittery.

I had a shower, got dressed and we went our separate ways. What a great way to finish off my vacation!

Leslie Mann

I've always found Leslie to be quite the hottie. I particularly love the wry smirk :)

Enjoy!

Video

Sugasm #139

The best of this week’s blogs by the bloggers who blog them. Highlighting the top 3 posts as chosen by Sugasm participants. Want in Sugasm #140? Submit a link to your best post of the week using this form. Participants, repost the link list within a week and you’re all set.

This Week’s Picks
Flunking A Call
“I fell silent again and tried to think. What did he want?”

Revision
“He seemed… perfect. ”

Shaving, revisted.
“I don’t do it for society, for anyone who will or will not be seeing it. I do it for me.”

Mr. Sugasm Himself
Sugar Bank

Editor’s Choice
Exploitation, objectification and breaking the law…

More Sugasm
Join the Sugasm

See also: Fleshbot’s Sex Blog Roundup each Tuesday and Friday.

(Sugasm participants should re-post all the links above within a week. The following links may be excluded as long as you include all the above links.)

Thoughts on Sex and Relationships
Be The Man Other Men Envy, Be PullJoy
Catalina loves Her Latest BILF List
HNT - Venus and Mars
Of Pillow Fights & Panty Showing
The Way To a Man’s Heart - A Play in One Act
What is with all of the Swinging? - Truth or Fiction

Sex News, Reviews & Interviews
A Hot Medical Femdom Scene With Mz Berlin, Kayla Paige, and A Dirty Sponge Gag
I Want It! I Want It! I Want It! It’s At Exquisite Restraints Corsets
The Liberator Sex Wedge: Form, Function, Fucktacular. I love it.
New Toy Alert
Not Your Regular Vibe
Sex, Drugs & Baseball
Why inviting bi-girls to brunch is the best
Will You Carry Me Over The Threshold?
Zen And The Art Of Pornographic Madness

Sex & Politics
All Wound Up and No One to Spring On

NSFW Pics, Videos & Audio
Cheerleader is fucked hard donkey style
Happy Fourth of July -HNT
Half-Nekkid on the Road to Hell
InFocus Girls
Pornsaint Madison Young
Property of Lady Evyl
Sandy Summers in red lingerie
Sundaycore
Thank you for the flowers
Tila Tequila Totally Nude

Sex Work
Meet Lew, My CockSucking CumEating StrapOn Slut

BDSM & Fetish
Agony of Ecstasy: the Ruined Orgasm
And marie Moaned
FLOG memories
Get a Load of These Gams!
Impromptu Ravishment Play
Miss Lioness
The Piggiest Pigs at Leather Retreat
Switchy Thoughts on Spiritual Domination
Testing the New Implements

Erotic Writing and Experiences
2nd Blogiversary
Becoming
The Cam Lover pays to fist a 19 year-old Ass
Fiction: Taxicab Confessional
Four: of weeks and wantings
Friend with benefits- properly fucked
Getting to fuck the neighbor 5
Good weekend
Gustav Klimt Nachlass
I love the way you cuddle!
Kung Fu Theater
Monday’s Slut Journal
More bloody married people and doctor/patient roleplay…..
My first visit to Manbar
Night Ride: Trigger’s Bike
Permanent haze
The prize for working
Traction Bound

The prize for working

For some time I had said that once I got a job and settled in I would go back to the brothel for another visit.

The problem was the timing. I just couldn't find the time. I had a day off scheduled, I thought some time around then would be good. I wanted to go at night time, as all other times had been during the day. With the following day being a day off, that particular night was perfect.

I had my dinner, and a quick shower. I drove up and walked in. In a rare show of mettle, I changed seats from the first person I spoke to. In the first instance she was quite personable, but as I was trying to have a conversation with her, she couldn't be fucked giving me the time of day. I said it was nice to meet her and walked over to another chair.

There I met Lina, a rather attractive Italian lady. I found her much easier to talk to and after some brief chatting about what I do, how my day was and so on I organised to spend an hour with her.

Starting off with the relatively unsexy health check (which I duly passed) I proceeded to the shower. Whilst Lina was getting it ready, she hiked up her dress, exposing her ass to admire.

I had a quick shower and stepped out, Lina took one look at my rather excited state, clapped her hands and said "Yummy!". I got onto the bed and Lina proceeded to lie on top of me, off to an angle and "rub" over me. It's difficult to describe. All the while kissing my neck.

After this, she repositioned herself on me so I could grope her ass and breasts. I did so, in what was probably a highly unsuave fashion.

She asked if I wanted a massage, so I flipped myself over. During this, we talked about the topics of the day. She thanked me for treating her like a regular person and talking about regular things.

I flipped back onto my back and Lina grabbed a condom. I asked her if it would be possible to see her play with herself for a while. She wanted to do so, and told me she will suck my cock whilst doing so. This proposition sounded fine to me. Lina positioned herself so her pussy was about a foot above my face and rubbed away. All the while her head bobby up and down at the other end.

Lina did this for several minutes. After which, she stopped sucking and swiveled around so she was sitting on the bed, legs apart and facing me. Her moans and cries were getting increasing louder until she completely stopped.

She told me she was really close to orgasm and wanted to feel me inside to complete the task. She squatted down on my cock and began to slide up and down. It was a tight fit and felt great. I said I was close and she slowed down. I tend to be rather quiet when I orgasm, and I'm guessing all the noise she was making was partly for show. Nevertheless it was all very pleasing.

She told me she had cum and I did feel her pussy tighten a few times, so I'm assuming that was it.

She continued to bounce up and down on my cock until her tight pussy was sucking the cum out of me. I told her I was cumming and she slid down, so I was completely inside of her and she rocked back and forth.

She rolled off me and dumped the condom into the bin. We still had 10 minutes left, so she lay next to me and we had a brief chat. I had another quick shower, got dressed, hugged her, had a last grope of her breasts and was on my way.

To be honest, the insurance I paid for after I started my job was both more expensive and not hardly as satisfying.

Maria

This is the first time I have done a photo that isn't of a celebrity or public figure. This is Maria, someone's girlfriend. I was asked to 'use' her photo and post the results for the world to see.

Maria is 27 years old, from Helsinki in Finland and her boyfriend is from Austria

Video

Teri Hatcher

This was the very first photo I came all over, I am still impressed by the huge blob all the way at the top. Enjoy!

The Other Building

Work has been pretty exhausting the last few weeks, but I have settled in and getting into the swing of things. However, I have had a lot less time for posting, which has been frustrating.

For someone who likes the whole woman-in-business-attire "thing", working in an office can be a rather difficult prospect. You are confronted with tight blouses, high heels, and the occasional outline of a rather small pair of panties. And, at the same time, you can't do a thing about it. I have to work with these people.

However, being in the city, there are loads of other buildings, and plenty of people in them. I was lucky enough to get a window with a view. It's basically a crap view that affords me a view of more buildings. But, given the right time of the day (early morning or late afternoon), when the sun is in the right position, I can see into the surrounding buildings with no hindrance. It's like a multiscreen TV set.

I like to start work as soon as the building is open (around 7 in the morning), the sooner I start, the sooner I can go home. The other day, I was sitting there, the only one in the office, just busying myself with my files. Had plenty to do, but wanted to get them in order first.

The sun hits the right spot, and I tend to stop working and have a look at the other buildings to see what is going on there.

I notice a secretary getting stuff from the printer, taking it back to her desk and repeating the process several times. She finishes that and sits down for a bit. I love her hair, it is brunette and long. Really long, goes to the small of her back. That is about all I've seen.

She disappears for a few minutes and comes back clutching a collection of clothes. Seeing things like this is common in the city. We are all stuck there during business hours, so we do a lot of our personal affairs there. Get keys cut, shoes resoled and dry cleaning gets collected.

I want her to turn around so I can see her face, and she eventually does. I can't exactly see details because of the distance and glass. She does a quick scan outside the building, satisfied, she turns back around. Next her blouse comes off. Followed by her freshly dry-cleaned blouse being put on. She adjusts her hair, sits back down and taps away on her computer.

I had just witnessed something pretty ordinary, someone changing a shirt. But it was amazing. It was around this time parts of the office I am in start to show up.

I wish forbidden fruit was much more attainable :)

Used Clothing

With the start of work, any chance at wanking during the day is shot. No drama, there is plenty of non work time, and plenty of chances to have a tug.

In the first place, my wanking was quite limited. I came home quite tired and worn out, limited energy to do anything. Now I have fit into the rhythm, and sorted myself out at work, I am full of beans when I am home.

During the week, my wanking has been exceptional. I think the fact I have limited free time has made me value my time a lot more. The weekend, of course has plenty of time available.

Like the other night, I had got out of the shower and was wide awake, I was in no state to go to sleep and I was horny as all hell. I hadn't cum in a few days, and it was starting to get a little uncomfortable at work. I have a soft spot for the office type, with tightly pulled back hair coupled with an equally tight business suit. My building is full of them.

I did something that is not particularly erotic, nor risqué: I unloaded in a sock. I had noticed a pair of socks had developed a hole. Out of laziness I chucked them near the bin and there they sat for a while.

I lay on my bed, stroking away, close to the moment when I remembered the sock. I hopped up, grabbed it and lay back down.

Stroke, stroke, stroke and sure enough my muscles tensed up and gooey liquid filled the end of the sock. Some seeped through the material and the dark moist patch slowly expanded. I felt some slide down the back of my cock, which was caught partway down.

I just wish I had a touch more free time, or a boss that liked coming in late, and leaving early.

Liz Hurley

I had done this one before, and thought I had posted it here, but I must have forgot.

I love Liz's expression :)

Video

Gianna Michaels

Gianna Michaels is known for having pendulous breasts and her cum magnet abilities. All the scenes of her's that I have seen end in her being doused in the stuff. I'm just one man, but this is my contribution.

Enjoy!

Video

The Job

I have a starting date! In about a week I will begin "proper" work. No more standing behind counters, no more laying shit on dickhead customers. Even better, not being perpetually broke!

Sugasm #128

The best of this week’s blogs by the bloggers who blog them. Highlighting the top 3 posts as chosen by Sugasm participants. Want in Sugasm #129? Submit a link to your best post of the week using this form. Participants, repost the link list within a week and you’re all set.

This Week’s Picks
Fellatrices: C-u-n-n-i-l-i-n-g-u-s
“Yep, sounds like the boyfriend needs a lesson,” she affirmed. “You just need to show him where to lick.”

In Plain Sight
“She was laughing flirtatiously and he had a look of a cat that’s about to get the cream.”

Succor.
“The act of suspension removed me from my ego and placed me at the still point.”

Mr. Sugasm Himself (one from the vaults)
Ten Things to Thank Porn For

Editor’s Choice
Half-Nekkid Thursday: My Hustler Debut

More Sugasm
Join the Sugasm

See also: Fleshbot’s Sex Blog Roundup each Tuesday and Friday.

(Sugasm participants should re-post all the links above within a week. The following links may be excluded as long as you include all the above links.)

BDSM & Fetish
Bath time…
The Edge
Fetish Friday - Shoes
Figging and Coat Hanger Spanking
Half-Nekkid in Tighty Whities
“HIS Good Girl!”
Phone sex and the belt
Sexual narratives
Silence
Sugarbutch Star: Shannon

Sex News, Reviews & Interviews
Dirty Girls: an interview with Rachel Kramer Bussel
Essen Fetish Evolution Weekend 2008
Jenna’s Velvet G-Spot Vibrator Review
Top Ten Sex Toys To Laugh At

NSFW Pics, Videos & Audio
Blonde MILF gets stuffed in ass in Gangbang
Carla Bruni Nude Pictures Worth $91000
Divinity
Jana Jordan & Lena Nicole
Lady Dalbin at the Crazy Horse in Paris
Pornsaint Jasmine Tame
Sapphic Erotica
Video Blue Line Cinema

Erotic Writing and Experiences
The Allure
B is for Bukkake
Captivating the college girl-Part III
Getting In Touch With Myself
Giving Out Candy
In Dreams There Are No Limits Part II
Miss Take Charge
Night terrors.
A Party Primer
Pushing The Right Buttons
Speedos removed - orgy with the boys
The Steam Room - An Erotic Tale
Surreality in Dreams
An Unavoidable Mistake
Verbal Domination, Verbal Cruelty (part 2)
The Waitress

Sex Work
The Taboo Fantasy Of Max Mosley

Thoughts on Sex and Relationships
Bed Tango
Choices
Has Gay lost its magic charm?
Just Like Porn! …but not.
Nazi Fantasies
New Jersey Fish Mouth
Not just another pretty face.
On (some) Radical Feminist approaches to studying
Sexual Assault; My Story.
Trimmed
The YouTube Divorce? Oh, No, You Did Not

The Waitress

I had to drive out of town to visit a relative, which went well. This particular relative is...unstable in several ways. He tends to either have everything going really well, or it's a complete disaster. No comfortable middle ground.

On long drives I take my mp3 player, I don't like driving, but I do like music. And a thumping bass seems to make the trip seem little arduous. The problem with music that must only be played loud is that one misses important audio cues. Like my old, POS car making dying noises without me realising. Several lights come on the dash, the gas pedal no longer makes the needle on the tachometer rise and I splutter to a stop. Music soon follows. I know some minor car surgery, but nothing I can think of does the trick. Oh well.

I walk back to the last gas station/garage/diner place, and organize a tow. The man at the garage was confident he could fix it without too much hassle. In the mean time, I had very little to do.

I dropped into the diner to grab something to eat and pass some time.

The diner is deserted, not a single person in there. I make some noises and say "hello" to the ether and a waitress appears from a pantry. I explain my predicament and take a seat, order some food.

I couldn't believe my luck, this waitress was hot. Not in an airbrushed model way, she was gorgeous. Tightly pulled back brunette hair, a huge smile all packaged in the classic waitress uniform, with just enough cleavage to fixate on.

We chatted for a while, I trying to appear more 'with it' than I actually am and of course avoiding detection when copping an eyeful. I think the waitress had a good idea about things because she seemed to lean over to point out something now and then with her breasts pressed on the counter and cleavage-chasm at 90 degrees to it. This is heaven and hell at the same time.

The man from the garage pops in to inform me that the car is both fixed and a bill is now owing. I settle up the bill with him and it comes time to leave the diner. Standing up is a problem. I have quite the erection and my cock has managed to wriggle out of my underpants so it is very obvious.

I make my way to the register and settle that bill. But, I face a dilemma. I can't drive like this - I'll have an accident. I can barely walk either.

So I make my way to the toilets, pick a stall, and wank furiously, thinking about those beautiful tits. I'd love to titfuck her. Her tits all slicked up, her hands holding them tightly together, long slow thrusts from me. I groan as spurt after spurt shoot out and land in the bowl, each making a satisfying splash.

I catch my breath for second, let my cock loosen up a little and hoist up my pants. I walk out, bid my farewells and the waitress says "Do come again". I never would have thought the stock standard retail/food service line could evoke so many questions. I've said it so many times, it's like breathing. You just reel it off, never really care if the person does or not. The boss says you say it and in automaton mode you just say it. I wonder if she knew, I wonder if she liked the idea. Either way, I sped home as legally as I could and did just that.

Still Around

I just wanted to post a brief update. I haven't fallen off the radar completely.

It seems that there is a fixed amount of cheer available in my family. When one is up, another is usually down. Lately I have been quite cheerful. I've done new things, done some new stuff, been to new places and it's all exciting. Confidence is growing and I feel a lot more sure of myself. The counter to this is that almost everyone is on each other's case at home.

After quite some time the travelling parent has returned and this has put the expected restrictions on privacy and therefore wanking opportunity.

Finally, that job I was waiting to hear about: I got it! I start in about a month.

Hot Wife Rio

I can never resist Hot Wife Rio's slutty appearance and wicked smile. She always seems so willing to suck cock and take the resulting load. I wonder if she would ever like mine? ;)

Video

Sugasm #125

The best of this week’s blogs by the bloggers who blog them. Highlighting the top 3 posts as chosen by Sugasm participants. Want in Sugasm #126? Submit a link to your best post of the week using this form. Participants, repost the link list within a week and you’re all set.

This Week’s Picks
Filling Myself
“We too want, need, conversations in which someone listens to us and considers our needs, not just their own.”

Sex Worker Solidarity: Amanda Brooks
“There’s a lot of love among activists, even those who disagree with one another.”

Need
“These images that come from the artistic workings of your inner soul speak to me, as mine do to you.”

Mr. Sugasm Himself (one from the vaults)
10 Lies Pornographers Tell

Editor’s Choice
Though We’ve Never Met

More Sugasm
Join the Sugasm

See also: Fleshbot’s Sex Blog Roundup each Tuesday and Friday.

(Sugasm participants should re-post all the links above within a week. The following links may be excluded as long as you include all the above links.)

Erotic Writing and Experiences
Everything we said the last time we had sex.
Exposed
A game of seduction
A glorious Tuesday evening…
I can suck a few more cocks
IOU
The Kiss
A Long Awaited Meeting
Lust and Laundry
Quiet Quickie
Soaked- BBG’s first ejaculation
(You’re only) the best I ever had

NSFW Pics, Videos & Audio
Blonde MILF tastes her pussy in gangbang
Half-Nekkid Thursday: All Nude
Kasandra K from Models Are Us
Spanky The Clown

Sex Work
For The Love Of Gawd, Don’t Be An Adult Marketer

Sex News, Reviews & Interviews
Bondage Strap-On Movie: Double Trouble
Anna Rose Is A Beautiful Pony Girl At Naked Gord
The Deviant List
Having Your Cake & Eating It Too
My night at Torture Garden plus review
Yay, um… Fox?

BDSM & Fetish
Cheet’n the Limits
Extremes on a Friday afternoon
Half-Nekkid Chick with a Dick
How to Become a Slut In Three Easy Days
Need
No Talking
Riding the edge play…
Surrender?
Ode to Anal: Daniel and Franklin
Ownership
The Science of Submission
Tie me up tie me down-A bi-girl shares her first SM experience
“You hold on to our kisses with your breath…”

Sex Humor
Did We?
LOL Spank - Rulez She Haz Dem

Thoughts on Sex and Relationships
“And Now A Saucy Word From The Sponsor…” 1967
Down to the Sexy Letter (Part 1)
Joy of Butt Plugs
Male Intimacy: In a Non Sexual Manner

The Deviant List

I don't like to discuss either politics or religion. They tend to blinker people's views on others for no good reason. People cease being "Jill", they become "Jill, the treehugger". Like someone's views on a topic becomes their identity.

The government of Australia is planning an internet filter that they hope will protect the children of Australia from the apparent evils of the internet.

These sort of arguments pop up around the world now and then and I like to follow them when I can. I understand the implications from both a technical and control aspect. One is failure and one is a bad road.

Politicians generally do not understand the technical limitations and focus on the vote-buying ability of their shitty legislation. Let me give some problems about filtering on a large scale:

• It is unbelievably slow
• It creates a point of failure
• Legitimate sites will be blocked
• Illegitimate sites will be let through
• It will cost the Earth

Not a particularly good picture. Look at the abject failure of China's firewall to see just how ineffective it can be. Something that is both expensive, slow and ineffective is not a way forward.

Here is where the plan takes an awkward transmogrification over a few months.

Firstly a client side filter was developed by a government department. Where they found out that when combining knowledgeable teenagers with too much time on their hands: your best efforts fail. Even after that, the thing was a failure. Australians want to see cocks and pussies!

The new plan was proposed as a filter for illegal porn. Some degree of filtering for this is already in place. However, it then changed to blocking things deemed unsuitable for children. Porn, yes. Gambling, probably. Anarchist's Cookbook, likely. All three are legal to use/do/read in Australia, but deemed inappropriate for kids. And apparently, adults too. Some cite the so called harmful effects of porn, but actual research is inconclusive as to its effect. I would argue it has no significant effect either way.

Now, the plan in Australia is opt-out. This does not reduce the cost for the person and will still slow things down. It also has the potential to create a list of people who want to look at breasts. In itself, this is useless. However, those people could be seen in an entirely different light as data mining can never provide a picture of someone's intentions.

Which gets to the title of this post. Is this whole scheme an effective way of gathering a list of deviants? Since these people obviously don't care about children, who knows what else they don't care about? Will those who refuse to tow the line be considered a security threat over time? If they don't want to have their internet connection filtered, what else don't they want known?

It's a simple thing to argue out of, but when "if you have nothing to hide, you have nothing to fear" is sprouted like some sort of argument ender it's impossible to convince people otherwise. The federal minister for communications has already laid the seeds with his false dichotomy:

"If people equate freedom of speech with watching child pornography, then the Rudd-Labor Government is going to disagree."

Which as I've shown is only part of the proposed plan, a part that already exists in Australia and one which no person can opt-out of.

Ultimately, the issue is politics. One where every person, business and organisation in Australia will suffer. Since the change of government last year, the new government needs the support of the Australian version of the religious right (Family First Party) to get enough votes in the Senate. Australia has a long history with censorship. For a country that paints itself as easy going and laidback, this is rather surprising.

Monica Bellucci

I don't know much about Monica. If I've seen her in something I certainly don't remember it. Someone at the CelebJO forums had a request that had gone unfulfilled.

Video

Sugasm #123

The best of this week’s blogs by the bloggers who blog them. Highlighting the top 3 posts as chosen by Sugasm participants. Want in Sugasm #124? Submit a link to your best post of the week using this form. Participants, repost the link list within a week and you’re all set.

This Week’s Picks
A Seven Letter Word for Flowers
“I breathed into your neck, brushing my lips against your skin.”

Breakfast In Bed
“I rolled her over onto her back and she spread her legs willingly.”

Inked
“How quaint to be wooed with a soft brushing of lips over my fingers.”

Mr. Sugasm Himself
L.A. Bondage

Editor’s Choice
Male spankees and the female gaze

More Sugasm
Join the Sugasm

See also: Fleshbot’s Sex Blog Roundup each Tuesday and Friday.

(Sugasm participants should re-post all the links above within a week. The following links may be excluded as long as you include all the above links.)

NSFW Pics, Videos & Audio
Blowing Cold
Catalina loves Fetish Friday Pictures
Corset Model Mz. Berlin Is Pin Up Fabulous In This Lovely Pink Corset
Dressed to the nines -HNT
Half-Nekkid with a Strap-On
Hiroshima Circus
The Ideal Man (video)
Jelena Jensen
That Smile

Sex Advice
Pleasure Her With Pearls

Erotic Writing and Experiences
Balcony Fun - Repost
Caught Pt 3
A good time with the neighbor
The Hospital
My wife’s first bi-curious romp
Observations and Suggestions Upon Having Fucked Simultaneously Two Other Sex Bloggers
An Officer and a Gentleman…
Playing
Renewal
The Stranger’s Words
Technology-Foreplay-Sex

BDSM & Fetish
Bend me. break me. As long as I want you, baby, it’s alright.
Electrical Wire Spanking for Masturbating on the Job
Fantasies of a Shoe Store Slut
I Needed Reminding…
A slave’s birthday weekend
A Writing Assignment: P1 - Our First Encounter

Sex Work
Last Night’s Phone and Camshow Recap
Spying On Sex Workers

Thoughts on Sex and Relationships
All These Years
The Cam Lover prepares for Amsterdam sex tour
The great myth of the “Venus corset”
I’m Submissive, Not A Doormat
Lost and Found
Spitzer vs. Clinton: Bill got it for free

Sex News, Reviews & Interviews
Feminist Carnival of Sexual Freedom and Autonomy
Get Paid for Your Orgasms!
Ivy League Confessional: Naked Parties at Yale
Madison Young In A Submissive Latex Femdom Scene On Wired Pussy
My New Thing
Sara Faye And Alexa Jordan Get Abducted During A Rave And Forced To Fuck Each Other

The Hospital

Being stuck in hospital is not a lot of fun. I've never really blanked out before, but last week I did just that. I can remember chatting on the phone and then waking up in a hospital. Apparently in between those two things I lost my balance and fell, banging my head against something, knocking me out cold.

This was mid-morning and I came around by about noon. I was subsequently poked, prodded, inspected, analyzed and told that I would need to stay the night for observation. I guess they wanted to see if I would give them something to poke, prod, inspect and analyze tomorrow. My worried parent paid a visit and dropped off some clothes. How about something to fucking read?!

In the mean time I had to occupy myself. I've only ever been in hospital for specific things. So I am turfed out when I'm done. It never occurred to me, just how fucking boring hospitals really are. If I was allowed to go for a wander around the place that would have been better but the senior nurse put an end to that great idea. Could I go to the exercise room at least? Nope, not a chance. The idea of travelling that whole level in the elevator had the senior nurse close to hysterics.

My insurance only covers a shared room, which you'd think would give you someone to talk to. My room mate a) wasn't there much, b) was mostly deaf and c) I can't sign.

So I just sat there. Bored, and horny. The shared room had the divider curtain. Essentially, I was ready. But the nurses would pop in every so often to look at the gizmo hooked up to me that beeped every now and then. Now porn would have me believe that the floor's worth of nurses was just gagging to help me out. But porn is deceptive that way.

I'd never jerked off in a hospital before and all things considered I'd like to have very few opportunities to do so. I knew the frequency of nurse visits slows a bit during the evening, and the shift change is around dinner time.

I guess if I banged my head harder I'd get a sponge bath, but no. I got to shower myself. I got my food, I ate my food and sat there. I was planning this wank tonight with meticulous detail. I'd wait until rounds, sometime after that the lights would be changed to the much calmer night lighting as the hospital settled down for an evening of beeping and sleeping. After that, I'd give it 15-30 minutes and do my worst.

The thought of it all made me quite excited and I tucked my erection into the right leg of my boxer shorts. Under the blankets I ran my hand along the length of my cock through the material of my boxers.

At about 7pm the night nurse assigned to me showed up for rounds. She made the required notes and took my temperature. She was most pleased with my recovery and it was basically guaranteed I'd be on my way in the morning. Then she wanted to dress the cut I had got on my head. I sat up in bed to make it easier but she pulled the covers back and said it would be easier if I were in the chair.

Shit.

So far I had managed to hide my full erection, but moving is the killer. If I stand up and it remains lodged in the right leg of my shorts, it looks retarded (and draws attention). If I stand up and it breaks free, it just draws attention. Either way attention will be drawn.

I gingerly got out of bed and move to the chair. The inevitable happened and my cock slipped out of the right leg and shot straight out from me. But the nurse is still fussing with the bandages and stuff, so I might be able to get myself seated and hide the evidence, but no. The nurse turns around and just says "oh".

She walks over with all the bits needed to dress a head wound and moves the swivel table around. Both giving her a place to put bandages and for me to try and hide. It is just not going to happen though. She is very attractive, brown hair cut to shoulder length, nice smile, breasts (no idea how to describe other than not huge and not tiny). She smells nice and is the first person I've had a conversation with for most of the day.

I can feel the pre-cum eeking along and dribbling out, I'm just hoping that it is being caught by something that isn't the front of my boxer shorts.

My wound is dressed and it's time I hopped back into bed. Owing to the location of the bump on my head I am looking down the whole time. She swings the swivel table back and I see a nice wet, embarrassing spot on the front of my shorts. The nurse sees it too.

Nurse: "Why don't you get back into bed"
Me: "Yeah"
Nurse: "Everything OK? Pain? Hungry? Thirsty?"
Me: "Everything is fine"
Nurse: "Sleep well. I'll check on you around 2am...I'll leave you two alone"

Yeah, thanks for reminding me. But on the other hand, she has given me a rather specific time in which I will be walked in on. The other nurses in the day just said "later".

Thankfully the hospital gives everyone a box of tissues within grabbing range, so the cleanup would be a cinch. I waited 15 minutes and whipped my boxer shorts off. I pushed the covers down a ways for access and so I didn't get too hot there. Stroking away I fantasized mainly about the nurse, but I didn't need much, I had been feeling antsy for a big slice of the day so I was pumping cum over my chest in only a few minutes.

I'd be interested in hearing from anyone who is a nurse or works in a hospital and can tell me just what the procedure is with an "excited" patient. I figure it would be to ignore, but curiosity has got the better of me.