Tuesday, May 16, 2006

Masturbating while...

I think for many people, they assume that when people masturbate, they are doing that at the exclusion of everything else. For the most part this is probably quite accurate, and in terms of the quality I feel masturbating must be at the exclusivity of everything else. However there are times when I have masturbated while doing something relatively unrelated.

  • On hold
  • Watching TV
  • Homework
  • Having trouble sleeping

The one that sticks in my mind is on the phone to one particular person. Without giving too many specific details about myself away, a lady who I have to talk to on a semi regular basis really gets my juices flowing and my dick hard. She is not a supermodel, she is not even close to my age (has about 35 years on me, but for her age is attractive), yet something about her drives me nuts. So she pops up in my fantasies often. But the first example of masturbating while doing something else would be while on the phone with her, it is always that husky voice always does it!

I am also not entirely sure that she doesn't do things on purpose. When I have to go and see her in person, there is almost always a low cut top and her extraordinarily perky tits crammed into them. Her ass is not too bad either, and always packaged in some tight fitting jeans. These things do not seem to be present when I make an unexpected stop in. Maybe coincidence, maybe not. But either way, it sure does make the fantasy that much nicer. Many times I have blown a load thinking about tit fucking those beautiful breasts.

Being on hold sucks, I don't know anyone who actually likes the experience. You phone up your bank, or the cable / phone company and are met with the robot voice telling you there will be at least a 15 minute wait. 15 minutes, can't go anywhere, what else is there to do? Whip it out and give it a good jerk I say.

Now watching TV is a bit of a tricky one. Much like the Japanese film of the namesake, the weatherwoman on one of the channels here is hot. Quite plain and simply hot. I swear it is the network's plan to get me to sit through the whole of the news. When I can catch it, I always give her a salute.

Back when I actually had homework to do, it was always a useful way to take a break from the horrors of algebra or geography. However, keeping attention is too hard with this. I found a very strong correlation between when the idea crossed my mind, and when I actually stopped work to have a tug - those answers were often wrong. :P

The final one could be a bit odd, unless you know about it already. I have always thought that masturbation was nature's sleeping pill. After a wank, I feel relaxed, my mind is cleared and slightly dozy. If I put in more effort, say a 30 - 45 minute wank, I feel quite drained afterwards. So when I have a touch of insomnia, I whip it out and have a pull.

As usual my brain has wandered off track and that tell tale sign of a small wet patch on my pants has shown up. Only one way to fix that...

5 comments:

Bart said...

As a chronic masturbator, I'm always on the lookout to maximize my opportunities.

For example, I've mentioned that I'm very fond of beating my meat at work. However, as a commuter, I'm presented with two lengthy opportunities per day -- the trek to and from work.

My commute usually involves travelling by train or car. Wanking while travelling in the car is a no-brainer. Once I get settled, I unzip and pull out my cock. My stroking usually mirrors what's going on with the traffic: if traffic is slow, I grip my cock with confidence and keep my stroke strong and slow. This allows me to keep jacking off for sometimes up to 45 minutes. I usually allow myself to spurt as I take the exit into the city. If the traffic is moving fast, I'm usually finished in no time. Overall, though, it's definitely a satisfying start to my day.

The train represents somewhat more of a challenge? How can I masturbate on a train full of people. One solution is to use the bathroom. I've tried this a couple of times, but it usually is cramped and dirty. So, I've been trying to find a way to spank the monkey while in my seat. I've tried to position my briefcase on my lap and use it so stimulate my cock. This has proved difficult both in terms of finding the right amount of pressure that will keep me hard, make me cum and not tip of the person who shares my arm rest. So far, mission not accomplished.

If anyone has any suggestions, I'd love to experiment.

Sabrina Morgan said...

I'm a big fan of insomnia-induced jilling, or masturbating in between assignments for classes... It's a great way to relieve boredom.

Back when I lived near a subway I'd lean into the seat vibrations and squeeze my legs together... it wasn't enough to get me off, but it kept me in a delicious state of arousal until my next stop.

Luvs2Masturbate said...

In my case, when I am doing something else I often masturbate at the same time--as long as I have one hand free. Of course, I probably go more for quantity than quality, as that is how I get my satisfaction mostly, by the amount I do it. If it does require exclusive concentration, it is easy to stop whatever else you are doing.
I should point out that I am quite old and find masturbating much different now than when I was younger. Mainly I never feel any strong desire or urgency to cum like I used to, mainly I just like the feeling I get in my cock when I masturbate, so do it is much as I can. These days I only cum 3-4 times a week, though I masturbate a lot every day and have a lot of time to indulge in my favorite pastime.
I am very sure that if you are like me and are watching a sexy movie or reading something hot, you will reach for your cock and masturbate.
One thing guaranteed to make me masturbate is boredom, which would include being on hold or waiting for anything.
Trouble sleeping? I often jerk off if I can't sleep, but it does not always work, find it works much better if I jerk off about an hour before I go to sleep. Seem to need a time to wind down after I cum. But if I wait too long to try and sleep after cuming that is no good either, as I always start playing with my cock again and don't want to stop. Just a matter of timing I suppose, I don't worry about it as I never have to get up early anyway and can sleep in if I want to, being retired.
Anyway, I wish you to have many, many happy years of masturbating like I have.

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