Masturbating while...

I think for many people, they assume that when people masturbate, they are doing that at the exclusion of everything else. For the most part this is probably quite accurate, and in terms of the quality I feel masturbating must be at the exclusivity of everything else. However there are times when I have masturbated while doing something relatively unrelated.

• On hold
• Watching TV
• Homework
• Having trouble sleeping
  

The one that sticks in my mind is on the phone to one particular person. Without giving too many specific details about myself away, a lady who I have to talk to on a semi regular basis really gets my juices flowing and my dick hard. She is not a supermodel, she is not even close to my age (has about 35 years on me, but for her age is attractive), yet something about her drives me nuts. So she pops up in my fantasies often. But the first example of masturbating while doing something else would be while on the phone with her, it is always that husky voice always does it!

I am also not entirely sure that she doesn't do things on purpose. When I have to go and see her in person, there is almost always a low cut top and her extraordinarily perky tits crammed into them. Her ass is not too bad either, and always packaged in some tight fitting jeans. These things do not seem to be present when I make an unexpected stop in. Maybe coincidence, maybe not. But either way, it sure does make the fantasy that much nicer. Many times I have blown a load thinking about tit fucking those beautiful breasts.

Being on hold sucks, I don't know anyone who actually likes the experience. You phone up your bank, or the cable / phone company and are met with the robot voice telling you there will be at least a 15 minute wait. 15 minutes, can't go anywhere, what else is there to do? Whip it out and give it a good jerk I say.

Now watching TV is a bit of a tricky one. Much like the Japanese film of the namesake, the weatherwoman on one of the channels here is hot. Quite plain and simply hot. I swear it is the network's plan to get me to sit through the whole of the news. When I can catch it, I always give her a salute.

Back when I actually had homework to do, it was always a useful way to take a break from the horrors of algebra or geography. However, keeping attention is too hard with this. I found a very strong correlation between when the idea crossed my mind, and when I actually stopped work to have a tug - those answers were often wrong. :P

The final one could be a bit odd, unless you know about it already. I have always thought that masturbation was nature's sleeping pill. After a wank, I feel relaxed, my mind is cleared and slightly dozy. If I put in more effort, say a 30 - 45 minute wank, I feel quite drained afterwards. So when I have a touch of insomnia, I whip it out and have a pull.

As usual my brain has wandered off track and that tell tale sign of a small wet patch on my pants has shown up. Only one way to fix that...

Sugasm #33

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A sticky situation

Perhaps the one huge advantage female masturbators have is the lack of semen after they masturbate. It can be a blessing, or a distinct problem.

For me, the huge payoff after a long and very enjoyable wank is the forceful and well volumed load that is produced. Afterwards, you look down and see a decently sized puddle of warm sticky goo, it is satisfying. There was some distance, and quite a few contractions, it felt great. I've got all the time in the world to catch my breath, grap some toilet paper and clean up. I can then get on with the rest of my day at leisure.

But more often that not, that bastard enemy of the masturbator, "time" is there to thwart your plans. Be it someone else coming home in 20 minutes, or having to be somewhere real soon, it always seems to spring up, just at the time your dick is hard and your mind is preoccupied with the latest Kyla Cole set you downloaded.

So, where can you blow your load, to beat this menace?

The favored, and ultimate quickie is the toilet. No mess, unless you underestimate the force and you plaster the lid with manjam. I have snuck off to the toilet for many quickies. Some notes, you need to be quick, quiet and semi believable. If you have air freshener in there, give it a spray. The shower also fits in here, even easier, but you shower a lot less than you sit on the throne.

A desk is also not a bad place, if you can get a clear enough space. Clean up is easy, but depending on how things are set up might not be the best.

Of course the classic, tissues are fine.

I, very occasionally blow a wad in my underpants, usually when I feel like something a little different. I am sort of paranoid about any smell though, and since my sense of smell is poor I am very unaware of most smells. But the silkiness of cum swirling around your cock is great.

Every now and then, I'll print off a picture of whatever porn star has really caught my eye, and ejaculate all over that.

One must also not forget the oral option: eating it. I have only tried my cum once, and I can't say I was over the moon about it, but I'm sure someone out there loves the idea and it just extends the fun.

I cannot speak for females, but a friend once told me after having a few too many that she was able to stimulate her clit just by crossing her legs and moving them a bit, and used to pass the time home on the bus a lot more enjoyably. It makes me envious it does!

But by far and away, the best is all over your chest. Feeling the warm splatter of semen, the pool forming, the remnant drops slide away, it's allll good. If situations are right, it can be nice to just have a nap like that, naked and free. When you wake up the cum has dried, the refactory period is over (that bloody thing!), so you may as well have another crack at it ;)

The latest.

Well, my cold has returned again, I just cannot seem to shake it. As a result, I haven't kept up with the entries as I should have, but I do have an idea for the next essay / piece, which I should hopefully have in for the next sugasm issue.

So, I originally started this to publish the logs I have been making of my masturbation.

April was quite frankly piss weak.

The total for the month was 26
With the other person here: 23
Without: 3

May has started ok, but being sick and burdened by assignments has left me with little spare time, and late nights.

However, the assignments look like they are coming to an end, and the cold is clearing. I usually go out on Sunday night, and then on Monday it has freshened up, so no going out this Sunday. But, the better news is that Sunday afternoon, the person I refer to in my stats is leaving. So, the frequency should pick up a bit, maybe May can compensate for April's lackluster performance.

Sugasm #32

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Public Masturbation

As any regular masturbator knows, lying on the same bed, wank after wank is boring. It gets dull. Sure you've got your porn stash, computer and TV all there, all of what you need for masturbation heaven, but it gets...samey.

So what can you do to shake things up a bit?

For me it was to leave the bedroom.

At first I started in different rooms of the house. The obvious bathroom / toilet (although they probably do not count seeing as though they are so easily accessible).

Then I moved on to, the living room, the lounge room. That's all well and good. But still a bit too much like my bedroom.

So I ventured out side. First the back garden. Which is still a fairly good place to head out to. It is quiet, calm and during school semesters, very, very private. It is quite a different feeling lying on the grass masturbating, the feeling of sun on your body. Also the clean up is real, real easy. If you roll over, or stand up just before orgasm, you can blow a load over pretty much anything and just walk away.

So that was, and still is a top option.

But again, I felt like a bit more could be done.

Now, I may be a prude on a few things, I may be quite open minded about other things. But some things I take quite a firm stand on is

a) Not involving unwilling, or unknowledgeable people in my activities.
b) Not going to prison.

Since any sort of public sex act is liable to get you arrested, jailed and even put on some sort of sex offenders registry, I was not willing to risk my future freedom and career over something as stupid as this. So I would need to be clever about it.

A little bit away there is a car park by a regular old park. Nothing flash, but it is inset off the road a bit, and is fairly deserted. The local security guards are supposed to shut the gate at 7, but I have drive past it at all hours between 7pm and its 6am opening, and it has never been shut, so there is no problem there.

So one night, quite late, I was driving home. It was around midnight, and I had not eaten yet, so I picked up some food on the way home and headed into the car park to eat it (apart from being secluded, it is also a quite tranquil). So I munched my food down and got "the itch".

A quick once over check and there was no one around. WTF am I waiting for?!

So I whipped my pants down and got to work.

It must be the danger factor, but I didn't last too long that time round, and blew a load into the bag my food came in (hehe, how's that craptacular pun? :P). It was great!

The event itself was pretty standard, no extra volume, no major distance to speak of, which is good, a car is not the easiest place to masturbate in. So I got dressed, chucked out my trash and headed home.

I have done the above a few more times, not many. I like to keep it in reserve for every now and then when I want a bit of spice, a bit of difference to add to the pleasure.

In February, I thought to myself, I have always pulled my pants down and ejaculated "in the open" on these little car park jaunts. I thought, how would it be if I didn't bother with anything to clean up and just went in my underpants? Sure it isn't the most erotic, dangerous or anything really, but I figured it was worth a try. When I was younger and my cum didn't stain, or didn't have as much color to it, I would do it every now and then because it was quick and undetectable. But after I started producing more volume and thicker loads, I had the ever present staining problem.

So, same deal I drove over to the park, and just started masturbating through the material. It is surprisingly stimulating having all that excess material rubbing over your cock. As you would have guessed, I came. And also as you would guess it was sticky, dribbly and warm. But hell those underpants were due for retirement, why not give them one last task.

That is more or less the extent of my public masturbation.

Any thoughts, comments are always welcome :)

All about the wanking

Unfortunately, my cold flared up over the weekend. So I was a little unimpressed with the idea of sacrificing a sleep for some jerk time. But I am feeling better, and am ready to catch up with a bit of wanking that just must be done.

The stats for this month, to put it simply, are abysmal.

20 overall. 17 in the country, 3 not.

The previous months are 31, 47, and 32 in that order.

I can't say that my libido is any less. I am still horny as hell quite often. But the amount of private time these days seems to be severely lacking.

Hopefully May holds a little more promise. It would be nice at least to finish April up at 30. So there is a bit of a challenge for me. 5 days, 10 orgasms. It can be easily done, but will I find the time? Privacy? For once I actually want to accept a challenge ;)

Sugasm #31

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My first wank

Unlike many people I am unable to accurately say the first time I masturbated, I have a bunch of memories about things relating to masturbation though.

The first year I had sex ed at school was year 6. Masturbation was mentioned. Every year through until year 12 we had the same in health class. I remember trying it out when I was around 12 - 13. But I don't think I had ever managed to orgasm as such.

Until only recently (last 5 years or so), my foreskin was tight and stayed around the head of my penis, so that limited the standard stroke most people use.

I remember using the flat of my hand the flick across the small part of exposed glans penis that I did have, but never an orgasm. One night stands out in particular in that I had "wanked" a fair bit, but I did not realize what an orgasm felt like, so being ignorant, I thought I may have been pissing myself, so I held it in. That could very well be the first "complete" wank, but without ejaculation, I feel it doesn't count.

Another night around 14 years old sticks out in that I was determined to see what happens if I go further. I grabbed a length of toilet roll and set myself up in bed, thinking of Pamela Anderson (what else was there at 14 years old? :P). After a while and by a while I mean at most a minute, I felt the familiar urination urge, but all the health books at school said this what was supposed to happen. Faster, Faster, Faster still. Bam! Ejaculation. Now it wasn't a load anyone would be proud of, but those few millilitres of semen are the first time I remember ejaculating.

Of course after that I was hooked! You couldn't get me to bed soon enough.

By about 17, I then decided it was time to see what this foreskin thing was all about. I read that it could be pulled back, mine wouldn't go very far. I also read that it was best to see a doctor, no thanks. I would be so embarrassed about asking the man who delivered me to get my dick to work.

I had read that with gentle stretching, it would eventually allow for retraction. So I started, pulling it back as far as it would go, comfortably, and holding for 5 minutes, which I would repeat twice. This went on for about 9 - 12 months.

One night I was lying on the couch, doing the same when I could see the foreskin rising away from my penis, the ridge! Was I almost there?! I gave my foreskin another tug and it fell down the cliff and I was there. My foreskin retracts.

This opened up a whole new world to me. I was no longer limited to my rather basic technique of masturbation. But first thing's first. I had to make it a little more mobile. At that stage it was quite an effort getting it that far. So i kept up the stretching, getting it ever more looser. The best part was unlike doing something like fixing your car where the pay off is having one of the most important tools you own work, the payoff for this was sheer ecstasy. If only real work could be like that!

Like I said it wasn't until a very few years ago that I had complete and unrestricted retraction of my foreskin. And boy do I love it. Sometimes I do not have the time (or privacy :( ) for a real good, slow jerk. So in that situation, I don't bother with the foreskin.

But, when I got the time and inclination, it is great. Watching that first drop of pre-cum roll down the head, using it to lubricate things. I fear to look at my pants right now for fear of having to go with what my brain is telling me ;)

So that is pretty much the history of my masturbating career.