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I wank, therefore I blog.
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- Wanklogger
- I masturbate as much as I can. Then I tell you about it.
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7 comments:
Are you... did you... were you watching me shower the WHOLE time?! Even when I dropped the soap and was forced to bend over as my bare ass brushed the glass between us? I can't believe you! Get out!! Now, where did you hide?? Do you realize what you just did? How could you?!
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The term 'wankz' or 'wank-off'
is one of the tickets to Hellfire.
Lemme tella youse how
I gotta lotta OFFA it...
like Jimmy Hoffa
who was the mob Kingpin
[RIP]
I prayed the Rosary everyday
for the Don before his kick-ass election.
And wottdya know, brudda?
He got elected.
Sooooooo... very good in this
lifelong demise, this finite existence
when, after we croak, pal, we ALL shall
be asked by Jesus WTF we did with our
lives.
If we told Him we did the
five-finger-handjob and lil else,
He'll laugh and point to the LEFT
where allah the Losers (allah the Isis).
You know who Isis is?
If you dont,
I'd suggest you
git-the-hell-off-thy-rumpus
and STOP ejaculating
in your parents' basement.
Why?
Jesus is RITE ->
<- LEFT is satan.
Dont be a whorizontal lemming:
death, judgement,
Heaven or Hell come to all.
Dats da fak, Jak.
Im only a prophet
withe prophit:
Seventh-Heaven.
Make Your Choice -SAW
Im an real-life-NDE.
I know what's up.
Literally.
Lissen2wisdom, earthling:
This lifelong demise
is only a test which God
has produced 2C if we mortals
have the kohoneys
in the cranium, pal.
If you dont
and you wanna
spend your time
doing the five-finger-handjob...
whoops.
GameOver.
You lost
your soul.
Meet me Upstairs, bro.
Let's getta Big-Ol beer.
Gotta lotta tok bout.
cya soon...
When our soul leaves our body
(without which nthn can exist)
and we riseabove to meet our Maker,
only four, last things remain:
death, judgement, Heaven or Hell.
And dats d'fak, Jak
(which is exactly what happened to me:
Im an NDE - my colorFULL nomenclature).
Find-out what RCIA is and join
(ya might wanna check-out
'Lui et Moi' by Gabrielle Bossis -
a French writer, translated;
a wonderfull novel which'll
ROCK, YOUR, WORLD, earthling).
Make Your Choice -SAW
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