Sunday, October 09, 2011

The Daily Wank 541

6 comments:

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Loura Dominic said...

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kold_kadavr_ flatliner said...

The term 'wankz' or 'wank-off'
is one of the tickets to Hellfire.
Lemme tella youse how
I gotta lotta OFFA it...
like Jimmy Hoffa
who was the mob Kingpin
[RIP]
I prayed the Rosary everyday
for the Don before his kick-ass election.
And wottdya know, brudda?
He got elected.
Sooooooo... very good in this
lifelong demise, this finite existence
when, after we croak, pal, we ALL shall
be asked by Jesus WTF we did with our
lives.
If we told Him we did the
five-finger-handjob and lil else,
He'll laugh and point to the LEFT
where allah the Losers (allah the Isis).
You know who Isis is?
If you dont,
I'd suggest you
git-the-hell-off-thy-rumpus
and STOP ejaculating
in your parents' basement.
Why?
Jesus is RITE ->
<- LEFT is satan.
Dont be a whorizontal lemming:

death, judgement,
Heaven or Hell come to all.
Dats da fak, Jak.
Im only a prophet
withe prophit:
Seventh-Heaven.

Make Your Choice -SAW
Im an real-life-NDE.
I know what's up.
Literally.

Lissen2wisdom, earthling:
This lifelong demise
is only a test which God
has produced 2C if we mortals
have the kohoneys
in the cranium, pal.

If you dont
and you wanna
spend your time
doing the five-finger-handjob...
whoops.
GameOver.
You lost
your soul.

kold_kadavr_ flatliner said...

Meet me Upstairs, bro.
Let's getta Big-Ol beer.
Gotta lotta tok bout.
cya soon...

kold_kadavr_ flatliner said...

Meet me Upstairs, bro.
Let's getta Big-Ol beer.
Gotta lotta tok bout.
cya soon...

kold_kadavr_ flatliner said...

The term 'wankz' or 'wank-off'
is one of the tickets to Hellfire.
Lemme tella youse how
I gotta lotta OFFA it...
like Jimmy Hoffa
who was the mob Kingpin
[RIP]
I prayed the Rosary everyday
for the Don before his kick-ass election.
And wottdya know, brudda?
He got elected.
Sooooooo... very good in this
lifelong demise, this finite existence
when, after we croak, pal, we ALL shall
be asked by Jesus WTF we did with our
lives.
If we told Him we did the
five-finger-handjob and lil else,
He'll laugh and point to the LEFT
where allah the Losers (allah the Isis).
You know who Isis is?
If you dont,
I'd suggest you
git-the-hell-off-thy-rumpus
and STOP ejaculating
in your parents' basement.
Why?
Jesus is RITE ->
<- LEFT is satan.
Dont be a whorizontal lemming:

death, judgement,
Heaven or Hell come to all.
Dats da fak, Jak.
Im only a prophet
withe prophit:
Seventh-Heaven.

Make Your Choice -SAW
Im an real-life-NDE.
I know what's up.
Literally.

Lissen2wisdom, earthling:
This lifelong demise
is only a test which God
has produced 2C if we mortals
have the kohoneys
in the cranium, pal.

If you dont
and you wanna
spend your time
doing the five-finger-handjob...
whoops.
GameOver.
You lost
your soul.