Wednesday, April 19, 2006

Arrival of the porn!

Well after zooming down to the post office yesterday, I was happy to see that my latest batch of porn had arrived. It sure did suck having to wait for Easter to finish before the mail was running again. When I got home and had a look at the package it looked like customs had cracked it open and had a squiz at what was inside. Nothing was seized, but I'm sure some customs agent had a bit of a chuckle about it :)

But all that is in the past and I now have around 10 hours of new porn to digest and jerk off to.

Speaking of which, I haven't masturbated for 5 days now, as I have been sick and in no real mood to have a tug. Such a delay is rare for me, as the first chance I get I have my dick out and am squeezing the poison from it ;). So when I decide to let the cum back up, it is usually quite a decent ejaculation. So being forced to not masturbate by having a cold has a certain reward at the end of the tunnel.

Now waiting on the final of my order, a single DVD, "MILF". Since Excalibur seems to do shipments on the first of each month, I hope it is around by the end of April, otherwise it'll be a long wait...

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Other possibility is clerk says you have to come back into the office to sign for the special delivery. You arrive at the desk, to find him sitting down with pants open and you have to bend over lap to sign the delivery form. You bend forward and take his plump dick into your mouth and remember the smell and taste, then sign and suggest he call you later to get together and watch the video and maybe make one of your own.....