Sunday, January 13, 2008

Nigella Lawson

I'm not one for cooking shows, they move too fast, they use ingredients I've never heard of and they often seem to focus on "cuisine", not "food". I am an ordinary person, I eat food on a day to day basis. Cuisine is left for special occasions.

But, I can always watch Nigella. Her TV show is like soft-softcore porn in a kitchen.

9 comments:

Anonymous said...

That's an impressive load! Nice work. The sound's great too - especially the sound of each spurt hitting the paper. Please, more like this!

Sheen V said...

I *love* Nigella too! The combination of her accent, her dark eyes, full lips, ample bust, and she cooks!!

Mike Stewart said...

She definitely looks like she'd be worth jacking off too. The Food Network here in the USA has a show called "Pairings With Andrea" and I have almost worn out my 67 year old dick jacking off to her. Talk about things that I would love to EAT? Cheers fellow masturbators!

Anonymous said...

Ah! At last you touch on (well, unload on) one of my TV favourites. Nigella's porn show, er, I mean, cooking show, gets me rock hard every week. She has lovely hair too, which I'd like to shoot my load into and make a sticky mess. Then let it go dry so that it's difficult for her to brush out.
And that also applies to the lovely lips too...

Salpecam

Anonymous said...

i think nigella is just sooo sexy - whenever her program is on i always have my hand in my pants stroking away. i fantasise the 2 of us being naked in her kitchen and playing with the food - most of it ends up on my cock or her pussy, tits and ass.... its great fun licking it off each other - the thought makes me cum in my pants everytime !! she's a great wank companion. i would love to cum on her gorgeous smiling face then rub my gooey cock all over it - heaven !!!

Anonymous said...

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Anonymous said...

Dude, seriously loving your work! But really wanna hear u talk filth & grunt while u cum. Safe 2say i speak 4most of us!

Anonymous said...

Nigella is HOT! I'd wank to her more often if there were some better pics of her out there.

Anonymous said...

I would shoot my fresh warm semen all over Nigella's breasts and proceed to lick them clean. Later I would cum in her pretty mouth and then kiss her and ask her to pass my sperm back to me. That is how much she turns me on.