The royal wedding was something I couldn't give a shit about. It even has a potential implication for me as I live in a country which is part of the Commonwealth. It could very well have been the marriage of the future king. Notwithstanding that fact, I still couldn't care a single iota about it.
Unlike the girls at work, holy hell. They never shut up about it. What colour would the dress be? What colour would the suit be? Where will the honeymoon be?
People actually care about this crap?
However, I have to admit the appearance of Pippa Middleton was a surprise and one photo has got a reaction from my cock on several occasions.
That ass is just so tasty!