Case in point: Jordan’s filthy book message to boy fan, 13.
JORDAN left a gran fuming after writing an obscene autograph for her 13-year-old grandson at a book signing.
Disgusted Shirley Williams told how the 32-year-old megaboobed star wrote: "To Jack and wet dreams. Jordan."
The model, real name Katie Price, also embarrassed teenager Jack McBirney by asking him "are you staring at my t**s" when they met at the signing for her novel Paradise.
Now I haven't read the book, so my prejudgement might be wrong, but it strikes me that this article states the bleeding obvious.
- Of course he was starting at her tits! Who isn't? They are so fucking obvious
- There is no other reason a 13 year old boy would be a fan of the "megaboobed star"
- The kid fucking loves the comment in the book, and has looked at it again and again
- His gran needs to enter the real world
If only I had The Sun in my country...