Saturday, February 07, 2009

Valentines

I have never received a Valentines, nor given one. I've been rather neutral on the whole occasion to be perfectly honest, it just passes me by.

But this year, I have an idea, and everything about this idea tells me that it is not a good one. But I would like to hear from readers if this is a good idea.

I like someone at my work. She is quite a bit older than me, and from everything I can tell, is not married. She is not a supermodel, but I find her attractive. I think about her when I wank. When I stop and speak to her at work, I have to walk carefully back to my seat due to a growing erection.

But, the age difference is so great. It seems like a huge barrier.

So this is my idea. Leave my (wanklogger) email address on her desk, with some sort of explanation as to why it is there. If (huge if) she does email me, I can tell her all about my fantasies.

Like I said, I think it's a bad idea.

9 comments:

Anonymous said...

That's a really bad idea. You are opening yourslf up for a huge sexual harassment case to be brought against you if she is offended by the website. You don't want to get the office reputation of the creepy guy that posts videos of himself wacking it on the internet. Even if she isn't freaked out by it you run the risk of her telling a co-worker and then everyone you work with will know.

Try asking her out to lunch or for a drink after work. You don't have to walk up to her and ask her on a "date". You can be casual and walk by her desk close to lunch time or before the end of the day and bring it up in casual conversation. "Hey older co-worker, I'm thinking of trying the new hamburger joint around the corner. Have you heard anything about it?" If she hasn't ask her if you can bring her something back. If she has ask her if it's any good. If she doesn't like it ask her if she can recommend a better place. Feel out the situation and at the very least you have given yourself an excuse to visit her again after lunch to tell her you liked the place or some other anecdote from your experience.

If you do this a few times you will find some sort of common ground that you can both relate to and eventually you can suggest getting a meal or a drink together. Once she's alone you can talk to her one on one and get to know her better. If you spend time talking about her she will like you and might want to get to know you better. If things don't work out on a romantic level you will at least have a female confidant that can set you up with her friends or put in a good word for you with other female co-workers.

wanklogger said...

I figured as such, to be honest, I wasn't expecting anyone to say it was a good idea!

Thanks for the suggestions. I just don't know that there is anything there though. She is quite friendly towards me, but I don't think she considers the possibility. She has to be at least 20 years older than me. Which I think would be quite a big hurdle.

Anonymous said...

u coul d leave wanklogger on her desk anonymously...maybe

wanklogger said...

If I did it at all, it would be anonymously (in an attempt to avoid the before mentioned sexual harassment/office creep stuff). But I still don't think it is a particularly good idea.

Anonymous said...

Don't go down this road - if she is not happy with the proposal , there will be negative repercussions.... the first response is a good way to start the ball rolling. Maybe if she sees you have an interest in her it could lead to more with time

Sheen V said...

I'd start out by just saying "Goodmorning" or "Hi" whenever you see her so you become familiar to her in an innocent way. If she has any interest in you, she'll sooner or later say more than that in response, or at least you won't be a stranger to her when you see her in the coffee room. Get some idea if there's some connection before going further.

Mr. McJizz said...

Sorry dude, but that is a really bad idea. Good thing you have the good sense to ask advice before just doing it.

Anonymous said...

You are a sick fuckinmg cunt. Pig.

wanklogger said...

Mr McJizz: I agree, I guessed it was not wise. But, always good to get another opinion :)

Anon: I'm glad you have such a high opinion of me. Have a good day!