The Job

I have a starting date! In about a week I will begin "proper" work. No more standing behind counters, no more laying shit on dickhead customers. Even better, not being perpetually broke!

Sugasm #128

The best of this week’s blogs by the bloggers who blog them. Highlighting the top 3 posts as chosen by Sugasm participants. Want in Sugasm #129? Submit a link to your best post of the week using this form. Participants, repost the link list within a week and you’re all set.

This Week’s Picks
Fellatrices: C-u-n-n-i-l-i-n-g-u-s
“Yep, sounds like the boyfriend needs a lesson,” she affirmed. “You just need to show him where to lick.”

In Plain Sight
“She was laughing flirtatiously and he had a look of a cat that’s about to get the cream.”

Succor.
“The act of suspension removed me from my ego and placed me at the still point.”

Mr. Sugasm Himself (one from the vaults)
Ten Things to Thank Porn For

Editor’s Choice
Half-Nekkid Thursday: My Hustler Debut

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BDSM & Fetish
Bath time…
The Edge
Fetish Friday - Shoes
Figging and Coat Hanger Spanking
Half-Nekkid in Tighty Whities
“HIS Good Girl!”
Phone sex and the belt
Sexual narratives
Silence
Sugarbutch Star: Shannon

Sex News, Reviews & Interviews
Dirty Girls: an interview with Rachel Kramer Bussel
Essen Fetish Evolution Weekend 2008
Jenna’s Velvet G-Spot Vibrator Review
Top Ten Sex Toys To Laugh At

NSFW Pics, Videos & Audio
Blonde MILF gets stuffed in ass in Gangbang
Carla Bruni Nude Pictures Worth $91000
Divinity
Jana Jordan & Lena Nicole
Lady Dalbin at the Crazy Horse in Paris
Pornsaint Jasmine Tame
Sapphic Erotica
Video Blue Line Cinema

Erotic Writing and Experiences
The Allure
B is for Bukkake
Captivating the college girl-Part III
Getting In Touch With Myself
Giving Out Candy
In Dreams There Are No Limits Part II
Miss Take Charge
Night terrors.
A Party Primer
Pushing The Right Buttons
Speedos removed - orgy with the boys
The Steam Room - An Erotic Tale
Surreality in Dreams
An Unavoidable Mistake
Verbal Domination, Verbal Cruelty (part 2)
The Waitress

Sex Work
The Taboo Fantasy Of Max Mosley

Thoughts on Sex and Relationships
Bed Tango
Choices
Has Gay lost its magic charm?
Just Like Porn! …but not.
Nazi Fantasies
New Jersey Fish Mouth
Not just another pretty face.
On (some) Radical Feminist approaches to studying
Sexual Assault; My Story.
Trimmed
The YouTube Divorce? Oh, No, You Did Not

The Waitress

I had to drive out of town to visit a relative, which went well. This particular relative is...unstable in several ways. He tends to either have everything going really well, or it's a complete disaster. No comfortable middle ground.

On long drives I take my mp3 player, I don't like driving, but I do like music. And a thumping bass seems to make the trip seem little arduous. The problem with music that must only be played loud is that one misses important audio cues. Like my old, POS car making dying noises without me realising. Several lights come on the dash, the gas pedal no longer makes the needle on the tachometer rise and I splutter to a stop. Music soon follows. I know some minor car surgery, but nothing I can think of does the trick. Oh well.

I walk back to the last gas station/garage/diner place, and organize a tow. The man at the garage was confident he could fix it without too much hassle. In the mean time, I had very little to do.

I dropped into the diner to grab something to eat and pass some time.

The diner is deserted, not a single person in there. I make some noises and say "hello" to the ether and a waitress appears from a pantry. I explain my predicament and take a seat, order some food.

I couldn't believe my luck, this waitress was hot. Not in an airbrushed model way, she was gorgeous. Tightly pulled back brunette hair, a huge smile all packaged in the classic waitress uniform, with just enough cleavage to fixate on.

We chatted for a while, I trying to appear more 'with it' than I actually am and of course avoiding detection when copping an eyeful. I think the waitress had a good idea about things because she seemed to lean over to point out something now and then with her breasts pressed on the counter and cleavage-chasm at 90 degrees to it. This is heaven and hell at the same time.

The man from the garage pops in to inform me that the car is both fixed and a bill is now owing. I settle up the bill with him and it comes time to leave the diner. Standing up is a problem. I have quite the erection and my cock has managed to wriggle out of my underpants so it is very obvious.

I make my way to the register and settle that bill. But, I face a dilemma. I can't drive like this - I'll have an accident. I can barely walk either.

So I make my way to the toilets, pick a stall, and wank furiously, thinking about those beautiful tits. I'd love to titfuck her. Her tits all slicked up, her hands holding them tightly together, long slow thrusts from me. I groan as spurt after spurt shoot out and land in the bowl, each making a satisfying splash.

I catch my breath for second, let my cock loosen up a little and hoist up my pants. I walk out, bid my farewells and the waitress says "Do come again". I never would have thought the stock standard retail/food service line could evoke so many questions. I've said it so many times, it's like breathing. You just reel it off, never really care if the person does or not. The boss says you say it and in automaton mode you just say it. I wonder if she knew, I wonder if she liked the idea. Either way, I sped home as legally as I could and did just that.

Still Around

I just wanted to post a brief update. I haven't fallen off the radar completely.

It seems that there is a fixed amount of cheer available in my family. When one is up, another is usually down. Lately I have been quite cheerful. I've done new things, done some new stuff, been to new places and it's all exciting. Confidence is growing and I feel a lot more sure of myself. The counter to this is that almost everyone is on each other's case at home.

After quite some time the travelling parent has returned and this has put the expected restrictions on privacy and therefore wanking opportunity.

Finally, that job I was waiting to hear about: I got it! I start in about a month.

Hot Wife Rio

I can never resist Hot Wife Rio's slutty appearance and wicked smile. She always seems so willing to suck cock and take the resulting load. I wonder if she would ever like mine? ;)

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Sugasm #125

The best of this week’s blogs by the bloggers who blog them. Highlighting the top 3 posts as chosen by Sugasm participants. Want in Sugasm #126? Submit a link to your best post of the week using this form. Participants, repost the link list within a week and you’re all set.

This Week’s Picks
Filling Myself
“We too want, need, conversations in which someone listens to us and considers our needs, not just their own.”

Sex Worker Solidarity: Amanda Brooks
“There’s a lot of love among activists, even those who disagree with one another.”

Need
“These images that come from the artistic workings of your inner soul speak to me, as mine do to you.”

Mr. Sugasm Himself (one from the vaults)
10 Lies Pornographers Tell

Editor’s Choice
Though We’ve Never Met

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Erotic Writing and Experiences
Everything we said the last time we had sex.
Exposed
A game of seduction
A glorious Tuesday evening…
I can suck a few more cocks
IOU
The Kiss
A Long Awaited Meeting
Lust and Laundry
Quiet Quickie
Soaked- BBG’s first ejaculation
(You’re only) the best I ever had

NSFW Pics, Videos & Audio
Blonde MILF tastes her pussy in gangbang
Half-Nekkid Thursday: All Nude
Kasandra K from Models Are Us
Spanky The Clown

Sex Work
For The Love Of Gawd, Don’t Be An Adult Marketer

Sex News, Reviews & Interviews
Bondage Strap-On Movie: Double Trouble
Anna Rose Is A Beautiful Pony Girl At Naked Gord
The Deviant List
Having Your Cake & Eating It Too
My night at Torture Garden plus review
Yay, um… Fox?

BDSM & Fetish
Cheet’n the Limits
Extremes on a Friday afternoon
Half-Nekkid Chick with a Dick
How to Become a Slut In Three Easy Days
Need
No Talking
Riding the edge play…
Surrender?
Ode to Anal: Daniel and Franklin
Ownership
The Science of Submission
Tie me up tie me down-A bi-girl shares her first SM experience
“You hold on to our kisses with your breath…”

Sex Humor
Did We?
LOL Spank - Rulez She Haz Dem

Thoughts on Sex and Relationships
“And Now A Saucy Word From The Sponsor…” 1967
Down to the Sexy Letter (Part 1)
Joy of Butt Plugs
Male Intimacy: In a Non Sexual Manner

The Deviant List

I don't like to discuss either politics or religion. They tend to blinker people's views on others for no good reason. People cease being "Jill", they become "Jill, the treehugger". Like someone's views on a topic becomes their identity.

The government of Australia is planning an internet filter that they hope will protect the children of Australia from the apparent evils of the internet.

These sort of arguments pop up around the world now and then and I like to follow them when I can. I understand the implications from both a technical and control aspect. One is failure and one is a bad road.

Politicians generally do not understand the technical limitations and focus on the vote-buying ability of their shitty legislation. Let me give some problems about filtering on a large scale:

• It is unbelievably slow
• It creates a point of failure
• Legitimate sites will be blocked
• Illegitimate sites will be let through
• It will cost the Earth

Not a particularly good picture. Look at the abject failure of China's firewall to see just how ineffective it can be. Something that is both expensive, slow and ineffective is not a way forward.

Here is where the plan takes an awkward transmogrification over a few months.

Firstly a client side filter was developed by a government department. Where they found out that when combining knowledgeable teenagers with too much time on their hands: your best efforts fail. Even after that, the thing was a failure. Australians want to see cocks and pussies!

The new plan was proposed as a filter for illegal porn. Some degree of filtering for this is already in place. However, it then changed to blocking things deemed unsuitable for children. Porn, yes. Gambling, probably. Anarchist's Cookbook, likely. All three are legal to use/do/read in Australia, but deemed inappropriate for kids. And apparently, adults too. Some cite the so called harmful effects of porn, but actual research is inconclusive as to its effect. I would argue it has no significant effect either way.

Now, the plan in Australia is opt-out. This does not reduce the cost for the person and will still slow things down. It also has the potential to create a list of people who want to look at breasts. In itself, this is useless. However, those people could be seen in an entirely different light as data mining can never provide a picture of someone's intentions.

Which gets to the title of this post. Is this whole scheme an effective way of gathering a list of deviants? Since these people obviously don't care about children, who knows what else they don't care about? Will those who refuse to tow the line be considered a security threat over time? If they don't want to have their internet connection filtered, what else don't they want known?

It's a simple thing to argue out of, but when "if you have nothing to hide, you have nothing to fear" is sprouted like some sort of argument ender it's impossible to convince people otherwise. The federal minister for communications has already laid the seeds with his false dichotomy:

"If people equate freedom of speech with watching child pornography, then the Rudd-Labor Government is going to disagree."

Which as I've shown is only part of the proposed plan, a part that already exists in Australia and one which no person can opt-out of.

Ultimately, the issue is politics. One where every person, business and organisation in Australia will suffer. Since the change of government last year, the new government needs the support of the Australian version of the religious right (Family First Party) to get enough votes in the Senate. Australia has a long history with censorship. For a country that paints itself as easy going and laidback, this is rather surprising.

Monica Bellucci

I don't know much about Monica. If I've seen her in something I certainly don't remember it. Someone at the CelebJO forums had a request that had gone unfulfilled.

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Sugasm #123

The best of this week’s blogs by the bloggers who blog them. Highlighting the top 3 posts as chosen by Sugasm participants. Want in Sugasm #124? Submit a link to your best post of the week using this form. Participants, repost the link list within a week and you’re all set.

This Week’s Picks
A Seven Letter Word for Flowers
“I breathed into your neck, brushing my lips against your skin.”

Breakfast In Bed
“I rolled her over onto her back and she spread her legs willingly.”

Inked
“How quaint to be wooed with a soft brushing of lips over my fingers.”

Mr. Sugasm Himself
L.A. Bondage

Editor’s Choice
Male spankees and the female gaze

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NSFW Pics, Videos & Audio
Blowing Cold
Catalina loves Fetish Friday Pictures
Corset Model Mz. Berlin Is Pin Up Fabulous In This Lovely Pink Corset
Dressed to the nines -HNT
Half-Nekkid with a Strap-On
Hiroshima Circus
The Ideal Man (video)
Jelena Jensen
That Smile

Sex Advice
Pleasure Her With Pearls

Erotic Writing and Experiences
Balcony Fun - Repost
Caught Pt 3
A good time with the neighbor
The Hospital
My wife’s first bi-curious romp
Observations and Suggestions Upon Having Fucked Simultaneously Two Other Sex Bloggers
An Officer and a Gentleman…
Playing
Renewal
The Stranger’s Words
Technology-Foreplay-Sex

BDSM & Fetish
Bend me. break me. As long as I want you, baby, it’s alright.
Electrical Wire Spanking for Masturbating on the Job
Fantasies of a Shoe Store Slut
I Needed Reminding…
A slave’s birthday weekend
A Writing Assignment: P1 - Our First Encounter

Sex Work
Last Night’s Phone and Camshow Recap
Spying On Sex Workers

Thoughts on Sex and Relationships
All These Years
The Cam Lover prepares for Amsterdam sex tour
The great myth of the “Venus corset”
I’m Submissive, Not A Doormat
Lost and Found
Spitzer vs. Clinton: Bill got it for free

Sex News, Reviews & Interviews
Feminist Carnival of Sexual Freedom and Autonomy
Get Paid for Your Orgasms!
Ivy League Confessional: Naked Parties at Yale
Madison Young In A Submissive Latex Femdom Scene On Wired Pussy
My New Thing
Sara Faye And Alexa Jordan Get Abducted During A Rave And Forced To Fuck Each Other

The Hospital

Being stuck in hospital is not a lot of fun. I've never really blanked out before, but last week I did just that. I can remember chatting on the phone and then waking up in a hospital. Apparently in between those two things I lost my balance and fell, banging my head against something, knocking me out cold.

This was mid-morning and I came around by about noon. I was subsequently poked, prodded, inspected, analyzed and told that I would need to stay the night for observation. I guess they wanted to see if I would give them something to poke, prod, inspect and analyze tomorrow. My worried parent paid a visit and dropped off some clothes. How about something to fucking read?!

In the mean time I had to occupy myself. I've only ever been in hospital for specific things. So I am turfed out when I'm done. It never occurred to me, just how fucking boring hospitals really are. If I was allowed to go for a wander around the place that would have been better but the senior nurse put an end to that great idea. Could I go to the exercise room at least? Nope, not a chance. The idea of travelling that whole level in the elevator had the senior nurse close to hysterics.

My insurance only covers a shared room, which you'd think would give you someone to talk to. My room mate a) wasn't there much, b) was mostly deaf and c) I can't sign.

So I just sat there. Bored, and horny. The shared room had the divider curtain. Essentially, I was ready. But the nurses would pop in every so often to look at the gizmo hooked up to me that beeped every now and then. Now porn would have me believe that the floor's worth of nurses was just gagging to help me out. But porn is deceptive that way.

I'd never jerked off in a hospital before and all things considered I'd like to have very few opportunities to do so. I knew the frequency of nurse visits slows a bit during the evening, and the shift change is around dinner time.

I guess if I banged my head harder I'd get a sponge bath, but no. I got to shower myself. I got my food, I ate my food and sat there. I was planning this wank tonight with meticulous detail. I'd wait until rounds, sometime after that the lights would be changed to the much calmer night lighting as the hospital settled down for an evening of beeping and sleeping. After that, I'd give it 15-30 minutes and do my worst.

The thought of it all made me quite excited and I tucked my erection into the right leg of my boxer shorts. Under the blankets I ran my hand along the length of my cock through the material of my boxers.

At about 7pm the night nurse assigned to me showed up for rounds. She made the required notes and took my temperature. She was most pleased with my recovery and it was basically guaranteed I'd be on my way in the morning. Then she wanted to dress the cut I had got on my head. I sat up in bed to make it easier but she pulled the covers back and said it would be easier if I were in the chair.

Shit.

So far I had managed to hide my full erection, but moving is the killer. If I stand up and it remains lodged in the right leg of my shorts, it looks retarded (and draws attention). If I stand up and it breaks free, it just draws attention. Either way attention will be drawn.

I gingerly got out of bed and move to the chair. The inevitable happened and my cock slipped out of the right leg and shot straight out from me. But the nurse is still fussing with the bandages and stuff, so I might be able to get myself seated and hide the evidence, but no. The nurse turns around and just says "oh".

She walks over with all the bits needed to dress a head wound and moves the swivel table around. Both giving her a place to put bandages and for me to try and hide. It is just not going to happen though. She is very attractive, brown hair cut to shoulder length, nice smile, breasts (no idea how to describe other than not huge and not tiny). She smells nice and is the first person I've had a conversation with for most of the day.

I can feel the pre-cum eeking along and dribbling out, I'm just hoping that it is being caught by something that isn't the front of my boxer shorts.

My wound is dressed and it's time I hopped back into bed. Owing to the location of the bump on my head I am looking down the whole time. She swings the swivel table back and I see a nice wet, embarrassing spot on the front of my shorts. The nurse sees it too.

Nurse: "Why don't you get back into bed"
Me: "Yeah"
Nurse: "Everything OK? Pain? Hungry? Thirsty?"
Me: "Everything is fine"
Nurse: "Sleep well. I'll check on you around 2am...I'll leave you two alone"

Yeah, thanks for reminding me. But on the other hand, she has given me a rather specific time in which I will be walked in on. The other nurses in the day just said "later".

Thankfully the hospital gives everyone a box of tissues within grabbing range, so the cleanup would be a cinch. I waited 15 minutes and whipped my boxer shorts off. I pushed the covers down a ways for access and so I didn't get too hot there. Stroking away I fantasized mainly about the nurse, but I didn't need much, I had been feeling antsy for a big slice of the day so I was pumping cum over my chest in only a few minutes.

I'd be interested in hearing from anyone who is a nurse or works in a hospital and can tell me just what the procedure is with an "excited" patient. I figure it would be to ignore, but curiosity has got the better of me.