Praise the airplane!

The 21st marks the departure of the traveling parent! I can masturbate with much ease now!

I originally started the idea of logging all the times I masturbated to see if there was a correlation between the parent's presence and my rate of masturbation.

Well so far for this year, the figures are

31.7% when in country
68.3% not in country

That's a fairly good difference I think. :)

I have also had a chance to try out the other inserts I got with my fleshlight. The Super ribbed and Ultra Tight. Again, all fantastic. The ultra tight requires a far whack of lube to be comfortable, but other than that is great. Some of the best money spent.

Fleshlight

Like I predicted, I got a chance on Thursday to give the fleshlight a try. On Wednesday night I managed to unpack everything and have a quick look at it. The first thing that struck me was just how big it is. The pictures do not demonstrate this properly, it is quite a sizable device. Secondly, if you are planning to hide this under its guise of a flashlight; dream on. Apart from not even looking like any flashlight I've ever seen, it has "Fleshlight" emblazoned on the side!

But that is all pretty much irrelevant.

I cannot stress enough to soak the inserts in warm water for a few minutes beforehand. I figured that was a little too much to do, but I soon realized that it is indeed a very good idea. My hand is kept an ok temperature by my body, but the fleshlight isn't, it was freezing cold! I also bought two tubes of lube, so I picked one (I think "ID Glide" was the name, I don't normally use lube, let alone buy it, so I do not know too much about that subject). Applied some inside and out and got to work.

The inserts I ordered were;

• "Wonderwave" with the "lady" orifice
• "Super Ribbed", non - descript
• "Ultra Tight", butt.

I decided for the maiden run I would go with the wonderwave.

Well, I started out and thought I was going very well, I had lasted a few minutes and from what I had read on their forums, this was most certainly not the norm for first timers. I also found the "wonderwaves" to be pretty weak. Then I remembered the endcap that lets you adjust the suction. I had the thing screwed on tight. So I figured I should give that a fiddle and see what I could make of it. I unscrewed it about half and it made an instant difference. The waves were all too real and like a shot of sensation to the head of my penis. My personal preference is definitely with the endcap loosened. :)

So how was it? Very good, the payoff from all that messing about with lube, water, waiting and anticipation was outstanding. A knee wobbling orgasm being the result, that lasted a lot longer than usual. It is a little difficult to count the contractions during any ejaculation, your mind is on other things, but I would say roughly double with the fleshlight.

So I cleaned up, and had a sit down, it was a draining experience.

Would I recommend this? Absolutely. It is very different from using your hand, and provides things your hand cannot (like ribbing / waves). Plus the sticky situation of where to blow can be easily dealt with, right in it! I would say the only downside is that if you live in a shared situation (ie, with parents), you cannot just "rub one out" with it. There is a considerable bit of time getting ready and cleaning up. Although I'm sure this will decrease as I am more familiar with things. If you got the cash spare; GET IT! :D

Everything is arriving!

Well, what a great 2 days! Customs finally stopped messing me about with my porn and released it. So that was a nice surprise yesterday.

I had been following the progress of the parcel with my fleshlight in it for a little while now. First of all I have to hand it to the postal service for their tracking service, it is very complete and works across borders, to my amazement. So I saw that yesterday it entered my country, and was cleared by customs. I thought Thursday at the earliest. I got up this morning and saw that it had cleared customs (again?) just after midnight. I still figured Thursday was the go. I went to the Post Office and...there was a card in my PO box telling me there was a parcel awaiting collection. Could it be?

YES!

So now the agonizing wait, knowing it is sitting in its box, faithfully waiting to be screwed, but I haven't had the chance yet. I think there should be a chance tomorrow morning. I, of course will be posting an account of it :)

The Porn Conundrum - Mature - 5

It's been a while, but the next in my series of the porn I like is mature women. I'm sure you could read in what you like about this particular fancy, but that's all a bit irrelevant. I like women with a few lines around the face, a few little flaws makes it all a bit more real and believable. Plus having the impression that they know a thing or two more than their younger counterparts, you can let your mind run riot over the possibilities. If I ever want a sure fired way to get an erection and to spurt out a decent sized load, I turn to the MILFs.

Of course, there must be some photos ;)

Sugasm #36

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The latest

Well its been a little while since I last posted. I've been working flat out for the past week trying to sort a whole heap of stuff for an upcoming sale. I was crook for a little while in there as well. Combine all that and I have had to neglect a few things, like this.

The travelling parent has returned, and the number of times I have masturbated since is too low. So far only a total of 3 times. It is starting to consume me, I am forever looking for chances, but they are just not showing up. I hope this will change soon.

I am also waiting on the last of my porn order from January. It has taken a few extra days than usual, so it has either been held up at customs, or some overly conservative customs officer has confiscated it. My country has laws concerning pornography that are very open to interpretation, and it often seems to come down to the individual customs officer's personal view or politics as to whether or not something will be let in.

In further news, I finally have saved up enough cash to afford a fleshlight! It has been ordered, and now I patiently (and desperately!) await its arrival. Although I don't think I will get a chance to use it too much early on. I figure I should spend some time getting used to it. If I haven't got the time to have a quick tug now without it, I don't think there will be a lot of time with it :(

The Porn Conundrum - Tits - 4

What can I say? I am a red blooded male, and I love tits. Big, small, natural, fake, they are alllll good. :)

Not really too much I can say about this particular characteristic, and I guess the vast majority of my wanking counterparts also love them too. There is a connection in my previous favorites post and breasts though :)

I like to see breasts with a bit of mystery about them. A shirt half off, on and so on, such as this;

The results for May

So, May is over and I have some stats to report.

I masturbated a total of 34 times in May. Which is my second best month, only beaten by February with it's mammoth 47.

As I originally stated way back when (although it probably wasn't as clear), I am interested to see if I get a chance to masturbate more when one of my parents is out of the country. I usually have a problem when both are back because one stays up for ages in front of the TV, and I have a lot less privacy.

So, the breakdown for May;

The traveling parent spent 8 days in the country, and 23 days not in the country

Times masturbated whilst in country: 7
Times masturbated whilst not in country: 27

This brings me up to a total of 170 times this year. The percentages are also quite staggering;

% in country: 27.6%
% not in country: 72.4%

It is the 151st day of the year bringing me to 1.13 times / day.

My best day was 4 times.

Now onto June, and the traveling parent is back now, so the first part of this month could be a pretty poor showing! :(

Wrong Place, Wrong Time.

I'm sure all of us have had the urge at some time in our lives to whip it out (or whip it in I guess for the female readers), at a completely inappropriate time. And it sucks. Because conversely, every now and then the conditions are perfect, with no one around, some fresh porn and, you just cannot get in the mood.

The stand out example I have is in high school. I was delivering a speech about the Russian revolution, and one of the hottest girls in my class leant over to pick her pen up. This left me with an unhindered view of her very ample cleavage. Oh so many times during my high school life had I dreamt of blowing a load all over those wondrous tits. But alas, there were 25 people and a teacher awaiting my research on Rasputin. Luckily for me, I have always been able to stroll through oral presentations, so I managed to salvage the situation (and my grade).

I have always liked women in business outfits. There is just something about that clean, crisp suit holding in a total devil. Of course a lot of the time the super tight skirt does help to amplify this. A nicely rounded ass is always a sight for sore eyes, which is what you see in plentiful supply. So riding home from the CBD in peak hour on a bus is a test of my endurance and patience. The bus itself does not help, with the rocking and swaying and shuddering. All things combine to stimulate my dick. As much as I want to, I cannot rub one out on the way home. This has the unfortunate effect of making it rather difficult and uncomfortable to stand up and move towards the door when it is time to get off the bus.

The problem with watching a lot of porn is that the faces start to burn themselves into your brain. Pretty soon I will see someone and instead of thinking that she is pretty, hot, sexy or whatever, I translate. I'll think, "hmm, she looks like Jill Kelly". Of course I will probably never see the actual person I am looking at, but in my head I have already see everything she does and will do (if that made any sense at all!). My penis is far less cerebral and immediately springs to attention, but alas no stroking there either.

However, it is not all a lost cause. If I am able to store those thoughts (and believe me, the girl with the tits in my class is burnt in there), they provide very much appreciated masturbation fuel when I am in the right place at the right time.

There are of course times when the deed just must be done. The pressure is just too much, and my brain is dedicated to feeding my penis blood and thoughts. These wanks are not the best (obviously), but they release the tension, and make me instantly relaxed.

The most memorable of these was during a walk I went for one night around midnight. I was unable to sleep, and also unable to make use of nature's sleeping pill, so I decided to go for a stroll around to tire myself out, and to get my mind off masturbating. It didn't really work. Since there is not a lot to look at, at midnight, my mind kicked in and started to tempt me with the thought of having a stroke. I thought I would try and tough it out and when I got home, I might be able to have a tug. So I walked on further. Then I thought, what if I got home, and I still cannot masturbate? What then? I remembered there was a relatively new public toilet, in a relatively new piece of parkland on the other side of my suburb. So I headed off in that direction, if only to see it.

I got there, and was thoroughly worked up and ready to unload. I checked out the place, seemed fine. 2 huuuuge toilets (the biggest toilets I have ever seen). I walked in, locked the door, sat down on the chair (there were in fact 2 benches in there!), dropped my pants and got to work. I wasn't going to win any awards for endurance on this one, as a few minutes later I was hovering over the bowl and shooting cum all over the place. Luckily all managed to land in the toilet, so a simple flush and I was off.

You ever been ready to go, but at the wrong time?

The Porn Conundrum - Favorites - 3

Of course no porn connoisseur can go past their favorites. I feel everyone has a number of stars who they like regardless. They may not have all the other qualities you look for, but they do possess the 'x' factor which keeps you coming back to them.

Here are some of my favorites.

Alley Baggett

Amber Evans

Briana Banks

Donita Dunes

Jill Kelly

Kyle Cole

Raylene

Summer Cummings

Wifey

Not a conclusive list by any means ;) Who are your favorites?