2008 Wanking Totals

2008 was going to be the last year of the stats. The trend had been pretty clear and made quite a bit of sense. So far, I get more wanking done when there are less people around the house. 2008 was no different in this respect. The only alteration to 2008 was that I began working and it would be interesting to see the effect of this.

Slightly down on the 1:1 ratio of last year, but still pretty close. The previous years had a fairly clear 66% of all orgasms had when the travelling parent was outside of the country. In 2008 this was reduced to just under 60%. I can attribute this to having 8 fewer hours each day in which to stroke away. I can easily understand the weekends having a fairly high number of orgasms, but during the week I am a little dumbstruck. Thursdays are always good days, tomorrow is Friday. Work is a little slacker, often with a few drinks afterwards. So I tend to start celebrating the weekend around Thursday night. But in general, the weekdays are a little bit of a mystery. Averaged out, I had a wank every Tuesday.

February is a bit of a yardstick. In that month, there are no parents around, so wanking (of course) increases. It skews the trend line a little, but I think allowing for February there isn't much between each month.

I think the stats are well and truly worked over, there isn't too much more to be said and I am no longer collecting them. And in the first few unloadings of 2009, it has taken a little adjusting to not immediately remember the circumstances of an orgasm right after the fact. 2009 will have me actually going on a date. So, I hope this can add a new angle to my postings.

As is customary, the final item of wanking for the year...