Public Masturbation

As any regular masturbator knows, lying on the same bed, wank after wank is boring. It gets dull. Sure you've got your porn stash, computer and TV all there, all of what you need for masturbation heaven, but it gets...samey.

So what can you do to shake things up a bit?

For me it was to leave the bedroom.

At first I started in different rooms of the house. The obvious bathroom / toilet (although they probably do not count seeing as though they are so easily accessible).

Then I moved on to, the living room, the lounge room. That's all well and good. But still a bit too much like my bedroom.

So I ventured out side. First the back garden. Which is still a fairly good place to head out to. It is quiet, calm and during school semesters, very, very private. It is quite a different feeling lying on the grass masturbating, the feeling of sun on your body. Also the clean up is real, real easy. If you roll over, or stand up just before orgasm, you can blow a load over pretty much anything and just walk away.

So that was, and still is a top option.

But again, I felt like a bit more could be done.

Now, I may be a prude on a few things, I may be quite open minded about other things. But some things I take quite a firm stand on is

a) Not involving unwilling, or unknowledgeable people in my activities.
b) Not going to prison.

Since any sort of public sex act is liable to get you arrested, jailed and even put on some sort of sex offenders registry, I was not willing to risk my future freedom and career over something as stupid as this. So I would need to be clever about it.

A little bit away there is a car park by a regular old park. Nothing flash, but it is inset off the road a bit, and is fairly deserted. The local security guards are supposed to shut the gate at 7, but I have drive past it at all hours between 7pm and its 6am opening, and it has never been shut, so there is no problem there.

So one night, quite late, I was driving home. It was around midnight, and I had not eaten yet, so I picked up some food on the way home and headed into the car park to eat it (apart from being secluded, it is also a quite tranquil). So I munched my food down and got "the itch".

A quick once over check and there was no one around. WTF am I waiting for?!

So I whipped my pants down and got to work.

It must be the danger factor, but I didn't last too long that time round, and blew a load into the bag my food came in (hehe, how's that craptacular pun? :P). It was great!

The event itself was pretty standard, no extra volume, no major distance to speak of, which is good, a car is not the easiest place to masturbate in. So I got dressed, chucked out my trash and headed home.

I have done the above a few more times, not many. I like to keep it in reserve for every now and then when I want a bit of spice, a bit of difference to add to the pleasure.

In February, I thought to myself, I have always pulled my pants down and ejaculated "in the open" on these little car park jaunts. I thought, how would it be if I didn't bother with anything to clean up and just went in my underpants? Sure it isn't the most erotic, dangerous or anything really, but I figured it was worth a try. When I was younger and my cum didn't stain, or didn't have as much color to it, I would do it every now and then because it was quick and undetectable. But after I started producing more volume and thicker loads, I had the ever present staining problem.

So, same deal I drove over to the park, and just started masturbating through the material. It is surprisingly stimulating having all that excess material rubbing over your cock. As you would have guessed, I came. And also as you would guess it was sticky, dribbly and warm. But hell those underpants were due for retirement, why not give them one last task.

That is more or less the extent of my public masturbation.

Any thoughts, comments are always welcome :)